8/20/2016 - Thirsty for asspats, Phil claims to have suicidal ideation. - Only one like is had.
- Thread starter Melkor
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It's beginning anew. Operation Twice-Baked Potato is a go.
Terryberry beat him to it. He's done this like a dozen times and nothing's happened.
July_4_1997
kiwifarms.net
Nigga, you missed the suicide boat by a couple of days. If you're going to an hero yourself to maximize your award chances, you'll have to do it closer to December when voting commences for the next Lolcow Awards. Otherwise, you're just going to lose to Julay. Again. 
>tfw when so lazy you don't even put effort into your suicide baiting
We really need the clock back
Seriously? It's well over an hour and nobody has said this? I guess I have to.
DO A FLIP FAGGOT!
What's brought this on? Was it because he's not getting many donations? Is it because we made his forum private? Is it because that fifty sandwiches thing isn't going to run his interview because they realize he's a crazy rambling white male?
It's because he's a pathetic sack of flesh and cheese.
We're told not to a-log Phil and we are very good boys and girls.
It's not alogging if your great grandfather helped design the bridge you want hooves to do a flip from.
Well, you know, there is a way to permanently stop disruptive thoughts of suicidal ideation. It ain't pretty, but it works ...
But Phil you have so much to live for like...
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Getting in practice for the SSDI review, eh?
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