LGBT 8/22/2015 Chris talks about being a lesbo. -

[BX 752]

Well, this happened.
Don't forget: WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?

 

[Acidiic]

Im not even surprised anymore

 

[Totenkopf]

I feel you, Jennifer

 

[MidiFinch]

Guess I'm out of the running. Damn.

 

[Golly]

It's difficult to be a lipstick lesbian while having five-o'clock shadow. Maybe that's what the "Wild and Exotic" part means?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

But when he's in his Chris Chan Sonichu form, he's an electric Pokemon hedgehog lesbian.

 

[_blank_]

Christine is "Wild and Exotic" only if you can categorize peopleofwalmart.com as a nature preserve.

 

[Trombonista]

Does Chris even wear lipstick? He seems more like a lip gloss lover.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm surprised he knows there are kinds of lesbian other than "lipstick". Pretty sure he thinks they're all Britney Spears lookalikes just waiting for Schrodinger's Duck.

 

[asperhes]

Kim and Chris are having it out. Fireworks!

 

[MY 405]

No. No he's not.

Kim Wilson in for the win.

 

[MidiFinch]

Yeah, Kim! How dare you add some reality to Chris' life!

I do admire her for being able to put with him as long as she has, though.

 

[Fareal]

Today I learnt that in Chris' mind, "characteristics associated with feminine women" can include a Damn Near Seven Incher bent duck.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Today I learnt that in Chris' mind, "characteristics associated with feminine women" can include a Damn Near Seven Incher bent duck.

What sexy women do you know that don't have a near seven-incher damn cock?

 

[Ruin]

Autostraddle reader confirmed. They currently have articles on lipstick lesbians and a pissy op ed on the Alabama sorority.

 

[jawsome]

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Damn, Kim just triggered him hard.

 

[Fareal]

Autostraddle reader confirmed. They currently have articles on lipstick lesbians and a pissy op ed on the Alabama sorority.

If only he would buy one of those new "Gal Pal" shirts Autostraddle are selling.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

He changed his gender too.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Well, this happened.
Don't forget: WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?

He more of a wild and psychologically insane pepper-spraying lesbian

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Damn, Kim just triggered him hard.

"Sounds of black people screaming in the background"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Chris is more of a bag lady lesbian.