8/23- Phil really wants to be tranny hitler -

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And yet all I can think of is LessWrong's obsession with creating scenarios in which imaginary simulated people are tortured. Great minds think alike, I guess...?

That said, this is a real Chris-level threat. Actually, it's below that. At least when Chris is turning your Lego minifigure upside down, he's doing something that involves physical reality.
 

AnOminous

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And yet all I can think of is LessWrong's obsession with creating scenarios in which imaginary simulated people are tortured. Great minds think alike, I guess...?

That at least trolled Yudkowsky.

I guess Phil's latest fit managed to sucker two of the dumbest trannies on Earth into giving him free lodging.
 

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When Pablo finally does get to change his name (when the automated system allows it), by then he'll have already thought of some new name, making Isabel yet another "dead name," and the cycle of empty suicide threats and imaginary persecutions shall begin anew.
 

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This is possibly the stupidest "threat" I've ever heard.

"I'm mad at shit that doesn't matter so I'm going to murder people in my imagination. Yeah! Take that white cis rich guy who could give two shits if I even exist!" Wait until he finds out the people who review reported facebook posts are from india or something. :P
 

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Maybe he's threatening imaginary synagogues because he knows that if he threatens actual places, he could be investigated. That would be the logical reasoning, but Phil isn't logical, so I'll just continue to think he's a fat delusional manchild who legitimately sees himself as dangerous and edgy.
 

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Incredible. We now have three incarnations of the original CWC and why his legacy continues to garner attention.

Chris(tian/tine) Weston Chandler - the original, of course. Baseline for comparing all other versions to.

John Walker Flynt/Brianna Wu - The realization of the "what if Chris had been born to stupidly wealthy and well off people AND had achieved all of his desires" scenario that could be achieved in realistic terms (so no Crystal). Besides the larger social circles of asspatters to scream nonsense to, Wu stands as an example of how even in the best conditions, somebody with CWC's level of self-righteous bigotry and narcicissm will inevitably keep the world at large thinking they're morons regardless of how much "success" they've had.

ADF/Pablo - The realization of the "what if Chris actually went insane in believing his own lies" scenario. This is not to say that OPL doesn't believe his various delusions are real (Simonla's death continues to haunt him as if he still has the blood on his hands of killing an actual living thing), but outside of rare cases he doesn't project his bastardized hegepokemon onto others and immediately expect the general public to also think Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a fucking 100% live-action documentary.

In comparison; ADF seems to think that imaging himself as a Hitler-class dictator murdering millions...oh, no, wait, hundreds of thousands of Jews (notice how the "total" population of 114,700,000 minus the 698,000 Jews comes out to a suspiciously almost even 114,002,000, also close to the last estimate of Mexico's total population oddly enough) entirely in his head is going to make people respect his every delusional demand about changing every facet of himself that really can only be determined at birth (aside from gender but he probably hates men just as much as OPL anyway). He also thinks that getting stupid tattoos will further this goal - even OPL eventually realized physical body modification was more trouble than it seemed when he tried to take a shortcut to getting the soul vagina and it kept backfiring.
 
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