8/27/2020 As The Stomach Churns: An Unexpected Plot Twist - Tom plans retribution and then shows us his desk

[Postal_Rat]

 

[Looney Troons]

“As The Stomach Churns” is a great title for anything related to Tom. Is he becoming self-aware?

 

[Postal_Rat]

“As The Stomach Churns” is a great title for anything related to Tom. Is he becoming self-aware?

Welp he just started playing sax so clearly not

Edit: my god for the first time ever he admitted that his sax playing wasn't sounding so good and then he fucking blames the acoustics of the room he's in

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Good grief, even by his standards, this is deranged babbling. He needs putting back in the booby hatch. That retarded face he makes and the cackling is hard to witness; disgusting old creature.

 

[Looney Troons]

He blames the acoustics of the hobo hovel, but not the negative vibes it must give off? What a shitty hippie.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

My stomach would churn living in these conditions too. Dirty old man, pedo, & dogfucker.

 

[Just A Butt]

Is he seriously talking about google like it’s magic? lol

ETA: I got a shoutout at @12:32

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He claims to have a purple heart coming from his "service"........is he really being precognitive about developing cardiac necrosis after a heart attack?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Smug Tom is best Tom, especially if he thinks he has us on the run.

 

[Analog Devolved]

"I'll wait until some people start showing up"
Lmao you'll be waiting forever on that one Tommy Boy.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Every time I see around his room / house / whatever, I just physically cringe. I've lived in a slum before but this is somehow worse.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He claims to have a purple heart coming from his "service"........is he really being precognitive about developing cardiac necrosis after a heart attack?

Tom was in the military? How did he manage to get past the physical exam? The doctor somehow didn't notice Tom was a woman?

Tom was injured in the line of duty. He was shot in the spleen while dumpster diving behind the crack house.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom was in the military? How did he manage to get past the physical exam? The doctor somehow didn't notice Tom was a woman?

Tom was injured in the line of duty. He was shot in the spleen while dumpster diving behind the crack house.

He did three tours in the dumpsters behind Denny's. Then he went awol and started throwing his shiny gravel at young couples he was jealous of.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

This faggot looking to get institutionalized again?

 

[repentance]

He claims to have a purple heart coming from his "service"........is he really being precognitive about developing cardiac necrosis after a heart attack?

It's probably his dad's and he thinks it will be left to him as a bequest.

 

[BigTodd]

Tom likes to steal valor by claiming some level of proximity to military service. Apparently he wrote the manuals or something because he comes from a "military industrial family" and "never wore a uniform".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's probably his dad's and he thinks it will be left to him as a bequest.

I hope he doesn't get his grubby little hands on them.

 

[GrinningCat]

My stomach indeed does churn whenever I see that ghoulish face or read anything related to Mr Tooter.

 

[break these cuffs]

Tom likes to steal valor by claiming some level of proximity to military service. Apparently he wrote the manuals or something because he comes from a "military industrial family" and "never wore a uniform".

I expect any uniform he put on would attempt self-immolation in disgust and I'm just happy Tom wears clothes. Well, most of the time at least.

 

[Maltninja]

A good example of the ego of the man, the swagger with which he parades his google-fu is amazing. He really does think he's smart. This is the same swagger he exhibited when he thought the Feds had seized the farms.