Tattoos 8-28-15 Tattoo Quotes and Tattoos Scheduled -

[chimpburgers]

Wasn't sure if this merited its own thread or not or it would be better off in Random Updates but here you go.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Phil should get "In loving Memory of my Testicles" tattooed on his empty scrote.

Seems like a good idea, godspeed Isabel.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Is anyone else unable to see the image?

 

[chimpburgers]

Is anyone else unable to see the image?

I checked and I can still see the image on my computer.

 

[tweaker the cat]

I checked and I can still see the image on my computer.

Must be my phone. Can you provide a transcript?

 

[chimpburgers]

Must be my phone. Can you provide a transcript?

Sure. It's not too much though.

All Projects for the rest of Calendar Year 2015 have quoted and will be now pending scheduling with Sonju Rattler as I wait surgery in California...

any future quotes on future projects are for 2016 past today.

 

[Arkangel]

How is ADF getting surgery for (I presume) sexual reassignment when he wasn't able to procure the proper letters for it?

 

[Eponine]

So the surgery is still on, then. This is good, I'd like to see him deal with consequences for an action he can't weasel out of or blame others for after the fact.

How is ADF getting surgery for (I presume) sexual reassignment when he wasn't able to procure the proper letters for it?

The 'surgery' is just an orchiectomy (getting his testicles removed). It does seem that he hasn't thought this through, considering his fascination with sex toys and his own autistic brand of BDSM.

 

[tweaker the cat]

I think when they said that they were awaiting surgery they meant that they're waiting on things like letters and doctors appointments.

 

[autism420]

Sonju Rattler sounds like a Sonichu character.

 

[The Dude]

How is ADF getting surgery for (I presume) sexual reassignment when he wasn't able to procure the proper letters for it?

Hopefully DIY with a rusty pair of scissors he found in a ditch.

 

[Strelok]

So the surgery is still on, then. This is good, I'd like to see him deal with consequences for an action he can't weasel out of or blame others for after the fact.


The 'surgery' is just an orchiectomy (getting his testicles removed). It does seem that he hasn't thought this through, considering his fascination with sex toys and his own autistic brand of BDSM.

So his sex change operation is just what people with testicular cancer get to save their lives.

Hey Phil, go tell a cancer survivor he's a real woman like you, I'm sure that will go over well.

 

[autism420]

It's not even a sex change? Just ball removal? wtf

 

[Twrx]

Much like everything else in Phil's life, the ball removal won't happen.

 

[The Dude]

It's not even a sex change? Just ball removal? wtf

Phil is too lazy do even do things half-assed. He does things, like, eighth-assed at best.

 

[assWipe]

It's not even a sex change? Just ball removal? wtf

Can we find a kiwi to cut Phil's balls off for him. Shit that's like asking someone to take a bullet with the disease factor.

 

[Twrx]

Can we find a kiwi to cut Phil's balls off for him. Shit that's like asking someone to take a bullet with the disease factor.

Phil can do it the way we did it on the ranch. Heavy duty rubber bad wrapped around them. They'll fall off in time. He already looks like a farm animal as is

 

[autism420]

Can we find a kiwi to cut Phil's balls off for him. Shit that's like asking someone to take a bullet with the disease factor.

 

[CornetteFace]

If Jace ain't available maybe Tyce is up for the job?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh, look what I found because ADF mentioned where he gets his tattoos...might be old news given this is maybe two, three months old but I don't recall seeing this before. Obviously edited but the name "Sum Dum Fuc" seems too witty for this to have been the work of Shaner...