Lovequest 8/29 - Chris's BronyMate dating profile -

[Ethel Mertz]

Went through the mud, and the filth, and the 10 minute mail, and found him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Went through the mud, and the filth, and the 10 minute mail, and found him.

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Should we split this to a new thread?

 

[CWCissey]

Should we split this to a new thread?

I think that's a good idea.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

Should we split this to a new thread?

If you're asking me, then sure.

Although I'm not sure it's that major. I'm sure he's on a lot of these sites, and from what I saw it's just neckbeards and fake accounts.

 

[Fapcop]

Still high on the hooves-fumes from his MLP Convention, Chris decided that a dating site for brownies should be the latest stomping grounds for his lovequest.

 

[CWCissey]

So how long until Boognish strikes?

 

[P.F.H.]

How much until weens start flooding his inbox?

 

[Juju114]

He's still wanting a "good looking" woman. I would have thought by 35 he would be willing to take "Literally any woman with a working china"

 

[Silvally]

Here we go again

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I am looking for: A kind, compassionate, good-looking woman, as local as possible, who would appreciate me for who I am, and not judge me. Friendship First is my motto in a relationship.

Essentially Chris' Attraction Sign, Version 3.16.5.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Surprise to see Chris still saying he's autistic, high-functioning or at all. Didn't he say he was cured from watching those quack youtube videos?

 

[SoneeBoi]

There are already 35 responses from we.ens in his inbox.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I love how he settled for the "Kristine" Coke rather than one that spells his name correctly.

 

[CWCissey]

Essentially Chris' Attraction Sign, Version 3.16.5.

I doubt even women horribly aware of their biological clock and desperate for children would even go for it.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

There are already 35 responses from we.ens in his inbox.

Oh Boy!

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Of god, how many rainbow pony buttplugs are we gonna see in these replies.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet he doesn't realize that "woman" also includes trannies.

 

[Fapcop]

For a high functioning autistic, it's rather mind blowing how he never fails to:

* Continues to use the exact same profile-names, that all weens know and are on the lookout for.

* Never fails to bring up his creation of Sonichu: Something that is just begging for a google search that will not reflect positively on him.

He sure is proud of Sonichu! You'd think that comic was responsible for truckloads of pussy for Chris, considering how quick he is to bring it up...

 

[Ass-burgers]

He should go on an autistic dating site. I doubt bronies would even want him like that.

 

[TheImportantFart]

At least there isn't a picture of him in a bra like there was on his OKCupid.

Yet.