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I have never gotten how the merge is supposed to work, is it only CWCVILLE merging into the real life version of that, or the whole world?
It's supposed to be our whole world merging with the stupid cartoon parallel universe he's cooked up, which he has claimed will lead to hundreds of thousands of people being replaced by their counterparts or erased altogether. It's basically Infinity War if Thanos was an autistic manchild.
 

TheRedBaron

Manfred Von Richthofen
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This shit is how he deals with reality. Whenever something bad happens to him now, he just retreats into his fantasies and rambles about how this was all fated to happen and everything's going to be okay just as soon as the merge happens and he can go play with his cartoon friends forever and ever. It'd be funnier if it weren't so pathetic.
god i guess I took too long of a break from Chris, I have catching up to do it seems
 

Vecr

"nanoposts with 90° spatial rotational symmetries"
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It's supposed to be our whole world merging with the stupid cartoon parallel universe he's cooked up, which he has claimed will lead to hundreds of thousands of people being replaced by their counterparts or erased altogether. It's basically Infinity War if Thanos was an autistic manchild.
Why doesn't he just go to the alternate universe himself (when he dies or somethig), or is that now how his advanced autism works?

Edit: *not
 

Second Missing Primarch

Hydra Dominatus!
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god i guess I took too long of a break from Chris, I have catching up to do it seems
The Cwcki has a reasonably up-to-date summary.


Why doesn't he just go to the alternate universe himself (when he dies or somethig), or is that now how his advanced autism works?

Edit: *not

He claims he's been traveling between dimensions via astral projection, and that he can inhabit different bodies there. He's currently pretending that Magi-Chan is inhabiting his body while he's fucking around in the other dimension.
 

Vecr

"nanoposts with 90° spatial rotational symmetries"
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The Cwcki has a reasonably up-to-date summary.





He claims he's been traveling between dimensions via astral projection, and that he can inhabit different bodies there. He's currently pretending that Magi-Chan is inhabiting his body while he's fucking around in the other dimension.
The inhabiting bodies thing is super weird...

Well, do we know what he's doing there, or is it not possible to know until he's back?

Is that how he supposedly got the information to write the comics?

A plumber that jumps on minorities in Italy, and that's how he does the Holocaust.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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This shit is how he deals with reality. Whenever something bad happens to him now, he just retreats into his fantasies and rambles about how this was all fated to happen and everything's going to be okay just as soon as the merge happens and he can go play with his cartoon friends forever and ever. It'd be funnier if it weren't so pathetic.
He'll be playing with his cartoon friends alright, that autism riddled block of Swiss cheese he calls a brain will congure it up before he finally goes as cold as possie and finally meets the great equalizer and sweet release of death
 

Vecr

"nanoposts with 90° spatial rotational symmetries"
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He's claimed for years that the Sonichu comic was really happening in another dimension and that he was just chronicling the events as they occurred. This is basically just him taking his escapist fantasies to their illogical extreme.
Okay, but how did he extract the information from the other dimension?

I know this all makes sense as it's just a autistic delusion, but still.
 

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend
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There is no natural grieving period, just sadness then SKIP to acceptance, which trust me, is not healthy.
Just like every time Chris has "been in love." Especially after "Kacey" dumped him, and the very next day he was elated because the US Copyright Office notified him that "Sonichu is a registered copyright."
 

The handsome tard

Im strangling Mister Cash for bringing up my wife
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Just like every time Chris has "been in love." Especially after "Kacey" dumped him, and the very next day he was elated because the US Copyright Office notified him that "Sonichu is a registered copyright."
Its even worse when you consider Kacey warned him that he would EXACTLY do that after the breakup, be sad for like, 30 minutes because he didnt get china but hey, he got that letter that "proves" he is right! He lacks so much self-awareness...
 

SpeedBaller

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Has Marvin come to defend Chris on this yet? I'd be interested in what that sanctimonious know it all has to say this time to defend Chris. Clearly he projects himself as the foremost expert on Chris and his behavior for reasons that are not entirely clear. Other than the fact he once dressed up as a pickle in order to humiliate a mentally challenged man, and the enormous amount of his life he has dedicated to following and commenting on CWC I am not sure how he has obtained gatekeeper status in terms of hoarding unseen videos and other things from the public? Given Chris's awful negligence to living things around him I think that he is in dire need of discipline and a wake up call from his imaginary playtime. I don't think he would even care if some more videos were leaked given all the bizarre things he has leaked himself. It should be open to discussion anyway.
 

Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
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Has Marvin come to defend Chris on this yet? I'd be interested in what that sanctimonious know it all has to say this time to defend Chris.
"chris had a stroke and accidentally ate the cat" I don't think he'd defend Chris so much as maybe clarify how the cat actually died (we only know that it "fell really sick and died", everything else here is speculation)
Clearly he projects himself as the foremost expert on Chris and his behavior for reasons that are not entirely clear. Other than the fact he once dressed up as a pickle in order to humiliate a mentally challenged man, and the enormous amount of his life he has dedicated to following and commenting on CWC I am not sure how he has obtained gatekeeper status in terms of hoarding unseen videos and other things from the public?
It is that amount of time he's spent actually dealing with Chris that makes him the go-to guy about Chris's antics (right up until something happens that throws him and everyone else off, like the merge shit), everyone else here can't interact with him without trolling him or fucking giving him money. Plus, there aren't many people left from the PVCC era of Chris trolling that even still hang around, and "hoarding cocks" is nothing new. Most of the hoarded cocks these days is held by people who actually troll Chris (and in the case of idea guys, deleted periodically) offsite.
Given Chris's awful negligence to living things around him I think that he is in dire need of discipline and a wake up call from his imaginary playtime.
we've been saying this for fucking months and we keep ending up at "it won't stick, it's less effort for him to continue playtime than to actually fix shit around him", where have you been
I don't think he would even care if some more videos were leaked given all the bizarre things he has leaked himself. It should be open to discussion anyway.
RELEASE THE BLACK TAPE OF CHRIS CRYING OVER BOB'S DEATH
All that unseen crap you whine about has always been open to discussion (and shitposting), it's locked up because people have their limits when it comes to Chris self-harming (see: everyone here freaking the fuck out and screaming at chris to go to the doctor when he sliced his taint open). It doesn't help that people here are flipping their shit over a cat dying in Chris's house again and feeling like he went Kenny Glenn on it. The only thing we can do hope his pea-brain eventually sees a pattern and figures it's probably not a good idea to bring in strays from outside. Or hope the next one actually gives him rabies or something, IDK.
 

Male Idiot

Loli Hitler
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I think the dogs survived this long because they can not jump up and dissapear into the hoard. There could be cats, rats and mice carcasses all over deep in the rubbish pile. Do we know the cat died of illness, or is it just assumption? Could have jumped into the hoard and got buried under garbage. A dog mostly stays by the owner, but a feral cat would chase a mouse/rat/roach straight into the heart of the hoard.

This does not mean Chris is not a bad pet owner, he can't even take care of himself and shits his pants. He is just too tarded to take care of an animal, even if it is not sick.
 
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Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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Has Marvin come to defend Chris on this yet? I'd be interested in what that sanctimonious know it all has to say this time to defend Chris. Clearly he projects himself as the foremost expert on Chris and his behavior for reasons that are not entirely clear. Other than the fact he once dressed up as a pickle in order to humiliate a mentally challenged man, and the enormous amount of his life he has dedicated to following and commenting on CWC I am not sure how he has obtained gatekeeper status in terms of hoarding unseen videos and other things from the public? Given Chris's awful negligence to living things around him I think that he is in dire need of discipline and a wake up call from his imaginary playtime. I don't think he would even care if some more videos were leaked given all the bizarre things he has leaked himself. It should be open to discussion anyway.
Come on, man. Marvin isn't godbearjesus, he's a regular dude, meaning more or less just as autistic as the rest of us, who is largely attempting to stay logical and behave in a way he won't hate himself for later. Not a dealer of sado porn.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
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Has Marvin come to defend Chris on this yet? I'd be interested in what that sanctimonious know it all has to say this time to defend Chris. Clearly he projects himself as the foremost expert on Chris and his behavior for reasons that are not entirely clear. Other than the fact he once dressed up as a pickle in order to humiliate a mentally challenged man, and the enormous amount of his life he has dedicated to following and commenting on CWC I am not sure how he has obtained gatekeeper status in terms of hoarding unseen videos and other things from the public? Given Chris's awful negligence to living things around him I think that he is in dire need of discipline and a wake up call from his imaginary playtime. I don't think he would even care if some more videos were leaked given all the bizarre things he has leaked himself. It should be open to discussion anyway.
What's up dude? If you want to talk about me specifically (outside of the topic of Possie dying), if you have any questions or comments, you can leave a message on my profile or in a PM.

As far as Chris and cat ownership goes: I stand by what I said about Chris and cats in the past. In the US, there are outdoor cats and there are indoor cats. Plenty of rednecks let outdoor cats roam free, they don't get them fixed, and the rednecks generally treat them as free, semi-feral pest control. They're basically like wild raccoons that the rednecks occasionally feed and let sleep on their sofa. All I've ever said about Chris' cat rearing was that it was in line with a big chunk of Americans.

By my standards, a good cat owner should get their cat fixed, get them their shots, and don't let them fucking roam outside. But a lot of Americans have a different idea of cat ownership. Chris is not an unusual pet owner by that redneck standard.

As far as Possie goes: I have no clue how she died. Chris could've been negligent or fucking around and done something. In which case, there'd be nothing to defend: Chris would simply be guilty of being a shitty pet owner. Or it could've been something more mundane (ie some existing infection the cat brought in).

I don't know which one it is because Chris is insane and boring to me nowadays, so I don't really keep up to date with his shenanigans.
 
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