8/3- Phil pretends that someone recognized him as spanish again also hopes for gang violence -

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[Arkangel]

File that under "Shit that probably never happened."

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Spoiler: >Phil >Against snitching

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[StanCommodore]

At this point he should just change his name to "Shitty White NE Philly Cis Dude Alert".

 

[Strelok]

I wonder if the Latin Kings know old Phil is trying to pas off as a strong latino. I imagine that would go over so very, very well.

Well actually they'd probably just mock him till he started crying and ran away, but I suppose that's neither here nor there.

 

[Trombonista]

When I saw LK's I thought "Little Kuribohs?"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Is it wrong I care more about what the hell is the deal with that hitchhiking robot?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Is it wrong I care more about what the hell is the deal with that hitchhiking robot?

Phil destroyed it to send a message to techbros.

...is what everyone here thought when they heard about it.

 

[Strelok]

Is it wrong I care more about what the hell is the deal with that hitchhiking robot?

Much like everything else that comes to it, the robot succumbed to the fact that Philadelphia has a habit of utterly destroying nearly anything.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil destroyed it to send a message to techbros.

...is what everyone here thought when they heard about it.

ADF actually destroying it (probably because it called him a guy) would have been fucking hillarious as a chapter in his shitty life.

Certainly would have been more exciting than just the same old extortion for balls-cutting money from his mom it's been for the past few weeks.

 

[Maxwell]

"Go back to Europe." - A white, anti-Semitic tranny with Italian and Jewish heritage

 

[XH 502]

I think my favorite part about Phil's outrageous lies is that someone on FB is always gullible enough to believe them.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what would happen to Phil if some "LKs" found out he was a proud snitch who boasts about going to the cops all the time.

 

[Twrx]

Well, if random white dude should return to Europe, he should go back to Italy. You know, where his family is from?

 

[EI 903]

I wonder what would happen to Phil if some "LKs" found out he was a proud snitch who boasts about going to the cops all the time.

Nothing. Their ability to rationalize things is practically a superpower.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Being angry all the time can be detrimental to one's health, just like excessive "self-care."

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing. Their ability to rationalize things is practically a superpower.

LKs = Latin Kings, a notoriously violent street gang Phil is going on about like he knows them personally.

At least, that's what I assume Phil was talking about when he said "LKs" in his Tweet right before the police station one.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I think if the average Latin King was presented with Random Cis Guy and Phil, we all know who would be the one getting popped.

 

[EI 903]

LKs = Latin Kings, a notoriously violent street gang Phil is going on about like he knows them personally.

At least, that's what I assume Phil was talking about when he said "LKs" in his Tweet right before the police station one.

Ah, sorry. Whenever I see an acronym I don't understand immediately these days, I assume it's some new SJW thing.

 

[Big Nasty]

"Go back to Europe." - A white, anti-Semitic tranny with Italian and Jewish heritage

He's not jewish.