Leading expert in the field of jerkology.
- Nov 18, 2014
I'm going to delete my Kiwi Farms account before Vordak doxes me, or my name isn't William Elliot Waterman!
Does Chris realize that if the forums go away he loses potential ween money? If anything, he shoukld want the forums to stay so he gets his e-begging money.
I'm 90% sure she does and just doesn't tell us which account it is. We don't know if Kim is actually a girl or not. For all we know she could be @Marvin.Why doesn't Kim post here lol? She reminds me of the average Kiwi
I've read that idea before but, wasn't it proven that Kim was an actual girl who met Chris IRL before? And the guy in the pickle suit existed way before that. But she seems to know Chris very well... if she isn't the identity of someone in the farms (inner circle or just regular kiwi) then she is definitely a lurker.
what would happen to him if the internet went away
There's always someone willing to troll Chris by paying his internet, so he can make future appearances.That's not as unlikely as you think. Once Barbara is gone Chris will have to deal with money all on his own. If you're following the Farms at all recently you'll know he sucks at it, wasting any money he gets his hands on impulsively, always paying minimum whenever he can, trying to avoid "stupid bills". The begging saga goes to show how tight is the budget there now, which is why Chris is so desperate for more. Of course keeping his Internet alive would be his top priority but he could eventually fail at it either by running himself out of cash or by being too stressed to handle basic finances
Julie was a victim of her own demons and her fucked up boyfriend and immediate family who neglected her.Silly Chris, obviously Samuel Collingwood Smith is the top victim of Kiwi Farms.
Well, either him or Julie Terryberry.
Don't you find it interesting? He honestly doesn't know that if it wasn't for all the attention he has received from trolls and the farms nobody would buy nor, give him any money for donations whatsoever?Anyone who still has any sympathy for this worthless piece of shit should reevaluate their position, because seriously, fuck this guy.