Chriseronomy Ch 15:1 And thus sayeth the troon: "My poops don't stink and dose wasteful things I do to pass my time is worth you listening and reading about because I am a goddess dammit! WORSHIP ME, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW! Now many of you pray to your Sega Dreamcast that you might be counted worthy of surviving the dimensional merge that I am TOTES going to have happen so I can finally have sex with ponies. ... Because that's a thing."
So damn boring. My anger about what happened at McDonald's today is funnier.