Sonichu 8/8 - Sonichu 14 - Chris Posts His BronyCon Diary -

[Neferpitou!]

Spoiler: Pages 17-19

 

[Wraith]

Chriseronomy Ch 15:1 And thus sayeth the troon: "My poops don't stink and dose wasteful things I do to pass my time is worth you listening and reading about because I am a goddess dammit! WORSHIP ME, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW! Now many of you pray to your Sega Dreamcast that you might be counted worthy of surviving the dimensional merge that I am TOTES going to have happen so I can finally have sex with ponies. ... Because that's a thing."
So damn boring. My anger about what happened at McDonald's today is funnier.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Brony Manifesto 2019

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Pages 20-22

 

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

Can you imagine Chris going ER on BronyCon?

He would already have his journal - just like the LOLumbine fags -, just in case

 

[Looney Troons]

Imagine being autistic enough to go to Brony Con and spending all of your time there writing diary entries about things that didn’t happen because you spent all of your time writing diary entries

 

[Brian Butterfield]

And I thought he just walked around, bought merch, met some VAs, ate food, had a good time. Of course I missed all the Fated and Destined Happenings that Happened For Real in this Dimension 1218.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

You could build a house out of those text walls.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Can someone translate the word salad? These scripts aren't making any sense.

 

[horrorfan89]

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Told you he danced with a girl there I knew I wasn't crazy

 

[JULAY]

Even for Chris, this is extremely autistic.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Cryzel needs to shave that chest hair off!

Would you have sex with a woman who has a big patch of hair over her boobs? No.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

We enjoyed a continental breakfast, and I was able to practice my Spanish with a couple of the staff and a family; put some kind smiles on their faces.

I wish I could have seen this hilariously awkward moment.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris mentioned "receiving the payday" at the start of August 1st, but according to this site, SSDI didn't pay out until August 2nd.

 

[Aldora]

Chris mentioned "receiving the payday" at the start of August 1st, but according to this site, SSDI didn't pay out until August 2nd.

Does it matter? Chris isn't a reliable narrator.

 

[Damn Near]

Chris mentioned "receiving the payday" at the start of August 1st, but according to this site, SSDI didn't pay out until August 2nd.

"Receiving the payday" would make a great euphemism for cumming

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I

Told you he danced with a girl there I knew I wasn't crazy

Did you see the guy?! Were they both gross?! Did it look like a pitty dance?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Bed at 6pm in hopes of waking up at 3:30am but actually waking up at 9:58pm.

That’s one messed up sleep schedule.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Them's a lot of words and yet nothing accomplished at the same time.

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Does it matter? Chris isn't a reliable narrator.

I think it must refer to a donation?