FIGGIN [8 Dec 18] Phil says he loves us, with phallic weapons - Will not confirm or deny newly acquired lethal weaponry

UselessRubberKeyboard

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I hope someone will love Phil with a phallic weapon when he doesn`t expect it, unexpected expressions of love tend to be the most touching
Careful, he'll be posting that we're planning to rape him next if you write stuff like that. As if anyone would ever want to do that :cryblood:.

Phil's taken to wearing bandanas a lot lately. I thought the dickflip meant no more testosterone and no more balding? Not that Phil's hair had any possibility of looking feminine, being an only slightly longer version of the scrubland that grows all over the rest of his body (does Toren shave his back, I wonder?). I'm sure fake tits will take care of all that and make Phil love himself, though. Absolutely.

What happened to the nose door knocker? You're looking very normal and plain there, Phil. Almost like every other fat, middle-aged, bandana-wearing American redneck.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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Careful, he'll be posting that we're planning to rape him next if you write stuff like that. As if anyone would ever want to do that :cryblood:.

Phil's taken to wearing bandanas a lot lately. I thought the dickflip meant no more testosterone and no more balding? Not that Phil's hair had any possibility of looking feminine, being an only slightly longer version of the scrubland that grows all over the rest of his body (does Toren shave his back, I wonder?). I'm sure fake tits will take care of all that and make Phil love himself, though. Absolutely.

What happened to the nose door knocker? You're looking very normal and plain there, Phil. Almost like every other fat, middle-aged, bandana-wearing American redneck.
Well that depends.
https://www.wimpoleclinic.com/blog/transgender-focus-hair-loss-restoration/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5367483/

Male pattern baldness does not really occur but female pattern baldness does, "However, a smaller but still significant percentage of transgendered women (prior to hormone treatment) suffer from female pattern thinning and balding". It can be reversed to a degree but expect it to be halted more than anything. There was a wellknown transsexual porn star that was receiving hormone treatment but still went bald like a dude. Seems to me that chopping the balls does not lower testosterone enough and you need the meds to make your hormones really female, at least that is what I understand reading this. And even if you can get that right, "About 15% of genetic women experience some degree of noticeable hair loss".

So if the Australatina has a genetic predisposition for going bald, I expect that to stay the same, regardless of medication or procedures.
 

Cyber Bowling

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I think my favorite part of the post is the bit about needing a weapon in light of recent kiwi home invasion threats, AKA a dream he had a few days ago. I wonder why he's so stuck up on the idea of a home invasion. He's probably safest in his home, none of us would dare set foot in that filth pit. Obviously, when we're ready to take Phil out, we're just going to use the secret phrase to awaken his Kiwi sleeper farm agent downstairs neighbor to do the deed.
 

SpaceAce

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. I wonder why he's so stuck up on the idea of a home invasion. He's probably safest in his home, none of us would dare set foot in that filth pit.
He’s been pretty in love with the idea of a home invasion for a really long time. My best guess is it’s because it’s a place he controls and thus feels like he could maintain control in an emergency situation. We know he couldn’t and that it would never happen anyway, but Phil lives in his fantasies.
 

Graffiti canvas

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What happened to the nose door knocker? You're looking very normal and plain there, Phil. Almost like every other fat, middle-aged, bandana-wearing American redneck.
I suspect he got rid of the nose ring because we kept pointing out that it made him look even more like a pig than usual.
His autistic Antifa buddy probably convinced him to get rid of it because in hand to hand combat, you want as little hanging off of your head and body as possible for your opponent to grab.

Not that Phil will ever be in actual hand to hand combat... but the antifa LARPs probably have a protocol for appearance.
 

nvrwastetree

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Lol Phil has no weapons at all except for the plastic guns, multiple knives, and numerous mall tier shit he considers are weapons. Also, is it just me or does our favorite potatoes look more "walrus-y" than usual, like he got into a bottle of prednesone?? Also, when he poses in pictures and acts all feminine are hilarious because he has absolutely no clue how to act, that, and I love those 3 tarded lines on his nose and the Mexican tarddrop tattoo. We love you too Phil, you fat piece of rotten shit.

I suppose the lethal weapon could be another bottle of laxatives. I’d certainly think twice about attacking him after he’d downed that.
Careful now, you may convince Phil to down a couple bottles of his special sangria mix (see OTC laxatives bought from CVS) so he can be readmitted to the hospital to claim Dr. Dugi scheduled a revision surgery for his non existent snatch.

how many times now has he neither confirmed nor unconfirmed if he has a "lethal weapon"
About 100 or so, and he's never followed through or delivered anytime he said he was going to reveal said "lethal weapon".
 
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Xanax

Viva la constipacion!
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Oh god I totally forgot about Phil's phace tat.

Can't afford $40 for stinkditch-related business, but can afford another mall-ninja truncheon to impotently wave around in his living room, and enough cheese to add a couple new chins to his collection, eh?

LOL no longer:
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This was Oct 17. He must have bloated some more since then.
He's right, he doesn't look 205. More like 250. How much is he sucking in his gut in those pics?
 
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