Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing - Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.

[nvrwastetree]

The idea of Latino people overpowering whites probably got Phil so worked up that he went to jerk off before remembering he had his micropenis skinned and shoved inside his body to own the Nazis.

You know what would be hilarious??? Seeing Phil's ugly face when he realizes he can no longer jerkoff (if the surgery even happened). Or better yet, his face when he realizes he can no longer stick anything inside his trench because he refused to care for it, it became septic and infected, then ultimately closed up.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know what would be hilarious??? Seeing Phil's ugly face when he realizes he can no longer jerkoff (if the surgery even happened). Or better yet, his face when he realizes he can no longer stick anything inside his trench because he refused to care for it, it became septic and infected, then ultimately closed up.

He did seem surprised that he was no longer interested in porn.

 

[Mogambo]

Update 18 November: the unrest has escalated into Civil War:
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Something must have gotten Phil upset. That or his newest asspatter went to his head so now he's going full retard with the Australatina crap again because he thinks he found someone else who cares. Either way, nice to see him handling this like a mature, non-autistic adult. Hopefully this doesn't scare off his newest asspatter, because between this and ranting about Kiwis and Cises, Phil seems more like an insane homeless dude than a beautiful translatinx princess.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Someone should introduce Jacob sartorious (the idiot who is sexually attracted to Chris for whatever reason) to Phil and see if Jacob becomes sexually attracted to him. It would be funny seeing Phil heroic story play out on Facebook.

"So those wacky deli facists over at Kiwi Farms thought it would be funny to send one of their Undercovers agents after me today. I was so scared and uncomfortable because this cisdude was chasing me around, yelling that he wants to fuck me and put ginger root up my ass. So, instead of indugjng in his requests, I turned around, gave him three warnings, then sprayed him with my pepper spray. Then I gave him a final warning, took the SD card out of his iPhone and threw it down the drain so he wouldn't be able to relay his intel back to those jealous facists at kiwi farms. Also, they're just jealous because I was able to get my Spanish snatch, and I'm not going to let them have their way with it. Also, please donate to my patreon so I can recover from 10+ years of houselessness because of what the trolls did. Xochi and I thank you."

 

[Xanax]

Someone should introduce Jacob sartorious (the idiot who is sexually attracted to Chris for whatever reason) to Phil and see if Jacob becomes sexually attracted to him. It would be funny seeing Phil heroic story play out on Facebook.

"So those wacky deli facists over at Kiwi Farms thought it would be funny to send one of their Undercovers agents after me today. I was so scared and uncomfortable because this cisdude was chasing me around, yelling that he wants to fuck me and put ginger root up my ass. So, instead of indugjng in his requests, I turned around, gave him three warnings, then sprayed him with my pepper spray. Then I gave him a final warning, took the SD card out of his iPhone and threw it down the drain so he wouldn't be able to relay his intel back to those jealous facists at kiwi farms. Also, they're just jealous because I was able to get my Spanish snatch, and I'm not going to let them have their way with it. Also, please donate to my patreon so I can recover from 10+ years of houselessness because of what the trolls did. Xochi and I thank you."

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about

 

[nvrwastetree]

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about

I have no idea.

 

[Mogambo]

I have no idea.

To be fair, it did come out sounding a bit like one of Phil's autistic tantrums, especially when you begged for "financial solidarity" at the end there...

 

[nvrwastetree]

To be fair, it did come out sounding a bit like one of Phil's autistic tantrums, especially when you begged for "financial solidarity" at the end there...

It was a recreation of what he would say to us.

 

[Positron]

Update 28 Nov 2018

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And no Kiwis were harmed in the battle of Autistan.

 

[Alex Krycek]

So many imaginary dead. Please think of the children!

 

[nvrwastetree]

Update 28 Nov 2018
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Well of course dipshits imaginary countries military (I'm surprised Phil hasn't mentioned any autismland military suicides yet, seeing as they probably know how to use a firearm like he does, willing to bet Phil would say he trained them himself) is going to be stronger and more intelligent than every other countries.

 

[Adamska]

Update 28 Nov 2018
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Still not arsed to make a new Tardistan thread for your own pleasure Phil, especially since everything you've posted on Tardistan since May of 2016 have been non-canon since we've taken the rights from you as punishment for imaginary genocide. Also still not a civil war except by the loosest sense you fat tard.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Well of course dipshits imaginary countries military (I'm surprised Phil hasn't mentioned any autismland military suicides yet, seeing as they probably know how to use a firearm like he does, willing to bet Phil would say he trained them himself) is going to be stronger and more intelligent than every other countries.

Purely from a logistical standpoint any military that was that bad at eliminating insurgents would be either complletely incompetent or compliant to some degree with the insurgency on this timetable.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Evidently the neighbour telling Phil to knock it off with all the noise has upset our delicate little anarchist supersoldier flower.

 

[Positron]

Merry Christmas Phil!

 

[Adamska]

While Phil breaks his sandbox and screams about how shit it is because it's the only thing in reach he can hurt, I'll be enjoying some sandboxing in FNV.

Also, you lost the rights to Autistan years ago Pigboy. It's KF property.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Civil war seems to be the latest autistic obsession, between his sperging about Autismland and about the US falling in 2019.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Merry Christmas Phil!

I absolutely love when he makes posts like these. It just Phil showing off his power fantasies. If autismland was real, he would ultimately be the first one dead, due to accidental discharge of a firearm.

Civil war seems to be the latest autistic obsession, between his sperging about Autismland and about the US falling in 2019.

Don't forget that Phil really wants there to be another American revolution for whatever reason.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Don't forget that Phil really wants there to be another American revolution for whatever reason.

He’d be first against the wall. They could call it Brown October.