Australatina [8 Oct 18] Autistan starts ethnic cleansing - Update 18 Nov: Skirmishes Escalated into Civil War.

Adamska

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Yeah... that's more an insurgency, rebellion, or intifada Phil. Mainly because you're having a different culture try to assert its independence more than anything else. A civil war is more along the lines of two different forces in the country (or more) declaring themselves to be the proper government.

He's really annoyed that he lost the rights to his country due to killing the Jews in them.
 

Tragi-Chan

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It’s good that the new government allows freedom of expression, but it’s a shame that some citizens use that to spread these bizarre lies about a civil war. Still, it’s a small price to pay for prosperity.
 
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Yeah... that's more an insurgency, rebellion, or intifada Phil. Mainly because you're having a different culture try to assert its independence more than anything else. A civil war is more along the lines of two different forces in the country (or more) declaring themselves to be the proper government.
I mean, it depends. Both Sudanese Civil Wars were along ethnic, religious and linguistic lines, as is the current civil war in South Sudan. Granted stupid as those conflicts were, they're still better than Phil's autismland fantasies.
 

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A very belated update 11 Apr 19. Phil's stress level is going up so he remembers his imaginary Shithole Country.

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Really? Phil honestly thinks a bunch of illiterate Latino peasants are going to do more killing than proud Anglo warriors? Everyone knows white people make the best marksmen. Some of the finest, strongest, most effective militaries have been white European or descended from white Europeans. Except the Italians. They're too busy slurping pasta, swilling wine, and making overpriced shoes to military properly.
 

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Really? Phil honestly thinks a bunch of illiterate Latino peasants are going to do more killing than proud Anglo warriors? Everyone knows white people make the best marksmen. Some of the finest, strongest, most effective militaries have been white European or descended from white Europeans. Except the Italians. They're too busy slurping pasta, swilling wine, and making overpriced shoes to military properly.
To be fair the people of Australatina have to be lieterate to keep making road signs. In some capacity at least.

Also Phil is about half Italian.
 

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Phil's stress level is going up so he remembers his imaginary Shithole Country.

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What is it with Taters and South Africa? He goes out of his way here to specify that the dead journalists were South African & had an entry in his "History of Autismlandia" post that just read "1970-80: South Africa" (might have the dates wrong but that's literally all he put for those years). I never hear socialist or SocJus types talking about it & you know he wouldn't have looked it up on his own...
 
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Mogambo

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What is it with Taters and South Africa? He goes out of his way here to specify that the dead journalists were South African & had an entry in his "History of Autismlandia" post that just read "1970-80: South Africa" (might have the dates wrong but that's literally all he put for those years). I never hear socialist or SocJus types talking about it & you know he wouldn't have looked it up on his own...
It's because of Israel. Israel cultivated friendly relations with South Africa, especially after the Six Day War and Apartheid alienated both nations on the global stage. Phil still has a kind of weird hard on for Istaeli militaria, though he isn't quite smart enough to understand the things he's reading about. His weird authoritarian fetish is at play. He used to fantasize about straight men being segregated out like the Palestinians (his example btw) so I'm sure he likes the idea of Apartheid. Especially since he hates the blacks. And because South Africa and Apartheid have become really popular with white supremacists in America right now.

If I remind him of Xochi, he’ll probably start posting about Xochi again.
How about Jingles the clown? I miss him. That was one of Phil's more unintentionally hilarious moments, since he was trying to go for the edgy 90s "scary clown" trope but instead wound up being laughed at.
 

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How about Jingles the clown? I miss him. That was one of Phil's more unintentionally hilarious moments, since he was trying to go for the edgy 90s "scary clown" trope but instead wound up being laughed at.
He’s probably going to kill off Jingles like he did Ama. I hope so, anyway; Phil talking about his imaginary friends like they’re real people is one of his most hilarious acts.
 

GethN7

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The way he describes the constant bloodletting makes his fantasy land sound worse than Somalia.

Granted, they spent over 50 years being a failed state, but even they got tired of it and decided to get their shit together.
 

Mogambo

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He’s probably going to kill off Jingles like he did Ama. I hope so, anyway; Phil talking about his imaginary friends like they’re real people is one of his most hilarious acts.
It's also one of the things that makes his Antifa buddies cringe. That's the real beauty of Phil; for all of his bouncing and squeaking about us, he's really the only one sabotaging himself. We don't have to do a damn thing. He makes himself look like an idiot, and drives people away when he starts ranting about Australatina road signs and shit. Even just sperging about Naruto would probably get him more friends. At least other speds would know what he's talking about! LOL!
 
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