[8th Feb 2018] Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists -

TrippinKahlua

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In the US, adults who live with their parents and are into nerdery like chris chan shit aren't considered full adults socially. Chris' THAT IS MY HOUSE video is only a slight exaggeration of how parents regard their loser, basement dwelling nerd offspring.

Their house, their rules. Most of the time, if a parent has an adult child that they graciously permit to live with them, they are absolutely justified in getting pissed if their kid shits all over their reputation and family name online. Especially if it implicates the address at which they live.

@LagoonaBlue has a totally valid reason to sweat about what her parents think of her dumb behavior.

No one in the internet nerd media business is a highly regarded professional.

Chris has spilled his headcanon fantasies to his shrink in excruciating detail. It's yet to be seen whether or not they'll be able to help him.
So what would you then do if a mother or father has either passed away, deadbeat, or possibly can't give two fucks (which was the case with NinFreakLans mom)?

And Justin Silverman is a lot more than an Internet personality, FYI.
 
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So what would you then do if a mother or father has either passed away, deadbeat, or possibly can't give two fucks (which was the case with NinFreakLans mom)?
I moved in with my pop after mom passed to help with upkeep and daddy still beats my ass when I act exceptional on the internet. Here he comes now.

That said, I think Marvin was more or less talking about parents who put their children up because they're pretty hopeless. Of course people move in with their parents and legitimately help them out -- he's not arguing that, and I think we've well covered the fact that the Chris/Barb motherwife relationship is definitely not beneficial to either of them and pretty messed up.
 

neural

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So what would you then do if a mother or father has either passed away, deadbeat, or possibly can't give two fucks (which was the case with NinFreakLans mom)?
I have no idea why you're defending some YouTuber's honor, because you are undermining a very good point.

The idea of calling autists parents has proven it's utter failure almost every time. It's honestly pretty pointless to try and be Chris's bodyguards on the internet, that's like being a goldfish's bodyguard in a pirahna-infested river, the best way to protect it is to not let it get there in the 1st place.

The real answer is for Chris or whoever is helping him to get off the internet and find a way to sort out his living without it once and for all, because he is just not built for the internet.
 

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So what would you then do if a mother or father has either passed away, deadbeat, or possibly can't give two fucks (which was the case with NinFreakLans mom)?

And Justin Silverman is a lot more than an Internet personality, FYI.
I agree. Not every parent who has a grown child living with them is going to be normal. Some of them are crazy and groom their child to stay for years past normal leaving age so that they don't get left alone. Others just give up on their kid and don't care what they do with their lives. I would say a good amount of trolls would fall into either category. That sweet justice isn't coming to every troll (e.g. Wise and Boyd).

Also what else is Justin Silverman known for? I solely know him from James Rolfe's Rental Review videos. Until two days ago I didn't know he was involved with Too Many Games.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Justin Silverman is a brand.

He has more T-Shirts with his face printed on it than James Rolfe.

He pimps for James Rolfe too. I had to speak to him before speaking to Rolfe.
 
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Justin Silverman is a brand.

He has more T-Shirts with his face printed on it than James Rolfe.

He pimps for James Rolfe too. I had to speak to him before speaking to Rolfe.
How does he have a producer credit on The Room?? This man is a mystery. I thought he was just another friend James had in college that he puts in his videos.
 

Brian Butterfield

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Silverman has (or had) a few video game-centric Internet shows such as Underbellyshow and Silvermania. The most (in)famous video he had being this fake interview with faux-Gabe Newell. I say infamous because Bob Magrann, the actor who played Gabe Newell, was later arrested in a kiddy porn ring.

Also, if you're into deep cuts this is the first half of a podcast he did on Totalbiscuit's show a while back where he was subsequently kicked off for being an awful guest:
 

Marvin

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And Justin Silverman is a lot more than an Internet personality, FYI.
I'm aware he has a real job and all. There certainly is money in nerd media, even when the medium is youtube. I just find it funny to refer to someone in that business as a "highly respected professional" in a city like Philadelphia. Like if we're talking people in the entertainment business, Philly's got M Night Shyamalan.

It's the same as games journalists being referred to as "highly respected journalists".

Youtube is far from being considered a prestigious platform for culture.

But I suppose that mainstream journalism is shit and Hollywood is also shit, so getting their respect isn't really worth all that much.
The idea of calling autists parents has proven it's utter failure almost every time.
I wouldn't say that. It played a role in tanking Idea Guy for good, and it definitely prompted Lukas to chimp out and incriminate themselves further.
It's honestly pretty pointless to try and be Chris's bodyguards on the internet, that's like being a goldfish's bodyguard in a pirahna-infested river, the best way to protect it is to not let it get there in the 1st place.
No one's trying to be Chris' bodyguards online. At the end of the day, Chris' phone is always vulnerable. There's no way to monitor that, so there's a surefire way for someone to worm their way into Chris' head without getting caught.

However, there's still the occasional opportunity to fuck with people who fuck up and don't execute that method perfectly. Many of them are sloppy and dox themselves in the process.

Adding a bit of danger to the act of fucking with Chris can't hurt things.

And surprisingly, people fuck up pretty consistently. For as easy as it should be, for some baffling reason they can't stop themselves from sperging at Chris on mediums that other people can monitor (like twitter), and not the one medium that can't be touched (his phone).

Like this thread isn't pointless, it just isn't a complete solution. It's also how we find new Hirtes and Lagoonas.
The real answer is for Chris or whoever is helping him to get off the internet and find a way to sort out his living without it once and for all, because he is just not built for the internet.
The only person capable of doing this is probably Barb.
 

BeanBidan

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I had a job once where fingerless gloves were a necessity because you needed to maintain a grip on a piece of equipment and also be able to count and exchange cash quickly. So between being employed and keeping track of money I have no idea why Chris wears them.
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