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[8th Feb 2018] Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by neural, Feb 8, 2019.

  1. I feel bad for anyone Chris admires.
    Chris's attention is like a tard magnet, but he's too naive to understand and has no self control. So he can't stop himself from contacting random people and dooming them to unfunny people trying to fuck with them.
     
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    Manly-Chicken Laughs at Tards

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  2. That'd be nice but when the tombstone Smith sets out to work a hoard of unwashed screeching autists will bash down his door and scrawl "JULAY" instead. Shame really...
     
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  3. I was on the CWCwiki and saw the pictures of him as a child. And I would like to think, he was pretty normal more or less. And just seeing him now....wow. I'm kind of scared of what the rest of the year is going to be like for him.
     
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  4. Honestly he could probably pass for a meth head at this point, both physically and mentally.
     
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    Zitta Some Imp

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  5. I can hear the Six Flags theme now...
     
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  6. He is taking his sweet time with this home improvement project:
    homeimprovement.jpg
     
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    jawsome

    jawsome It was always too late.

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  7. Like a ticking time bomb, threatening to reduce the already minimal value of the home.
     
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  8. Hey cut him some slack painting's hard when you have to walk around dirty toys and cat shit.
     
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    Zitta Some Imp

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  9. Which goes to show you just how big a bug he’s got up his butt over the Brony blocking. Normally, new toys and vidya would keep him pacified for a while longer but not this time...

    Talk to Null and Marvin. I am firmly convinced that, when Chris finally ascends to CWCville for reals, the only people who will give a damn will be the Farms.
     
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    Muscle Bra

    Muscle Bra I Passed High Scholl Bitch
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  10. He's starting to look more and more unhinged. this is going to be the year you probably either kills himself or dies from stress.
     
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  11. That yellow taint really is starting to distract me now that I look at those shots.

    ...Christ almighty, has he even showered?
     
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  12. He claimed to shower every day, but he probably doesn't know how soap and shampoo work.
     
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    drtoboggan

    drtoboggan Please, call me Mantis.

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  13. I wouldn't be surprised if he uses AXE as shampoo and body wash replacement instead. (If he's thinking AXE spray being the answer to getting laid)
     
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  14. Going right on the floor any day now
     
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    Mr. Manchester

    Mr. Manchester Clickity Clack

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  15. R-really??

    :lit::lit::lit:

    Also, that fucking manly hoosier failtroll hurr durr voice noise he makes around 04:20 about the idiots that pizzadox him. :lit::lit::lit:

    He's probably just pissed that his doxpizzas are never free. Tip your delivery guy, Chris. Your internet infamy is your fault, not his.
     
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    Nurse Ratchet

    Nurse Ratchet See this? This is teh rawk.
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  16. He's turning the pizzas away. These faggots are just inconveniencing local business owners.
     
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    Christorical Figure True & Honest Fan

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  17. Those paint cans must've been in that exact same position ever since the house was restored after the fire.
     
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  18. State of the Tard address, amirite?
     
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  19. He is actually not too far off from other normal people. Too many folks don't actually listen, and are just waiting for someone to finish before they can talk.
     
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  20. For every heartwarming story of a homeless getting back on his feet or a drunk hitting rock bottom then cleaning up, there is an opposite story of a homeless person throwing away food donations because they want drugs or a drunk hitting a kid with his car and then going out again next weekend.

    Some people are perfectly happy being miserable or having a shitty life. If Chris truly wanted the drama gone he'd delete Twitter. If he truly wanted to be seen as a beautiful woman he'd wash his nasty hair and stop eating fast food. If he didn't want to beg for bills and essentials, he'd go without a brand new toy for a week or two. Chris and Barb are exactly who and where they want to be.
     
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