Money 9-09-2014 Chris Permanently Chops Prices! Sort of. Not Really. -

[DeadMansHand]

He's chopping his prices to the bone!

Sorta. Kinda.

You still have to pay him the full amount. But for the low, low price of $150 PLUS ANOTHER $50 that Ebay won't let him take off, you get some scribbles!

But wait! There's more!

Now you get an EXTRA scribble with your first scribble. Awesome!

Also it's not his fault. As usual.

 

[BT 075]

For all his life, Chris has been trying to sell the unsalable.
From himself on his love quest to his special individual art works... fatty just doesn't give up.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

omg, Chris. Nobody cares anymore about your auctions.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

 

[Thetan]

New girlfriends hookers are expensive!

 

[Hyperion]

For all his life, Chris has been trying to sell the unsalable.
From himself on his love quest to his special individual art works... fatty just doesn't give up.

He only gives up on life!

 

[Queen of Tarts]

He's chopping his prices to the bone!

Sorta. Kinda.

You still have to pay him the full amount. But for the low, low price of $150 PLUS ANOTHER $50 that Ebay won't let him take off, you get some scribbles!

But wait! There's more!

Now you get an EXTRA scribble with your first scribble. Awesome!

Also it's not his fault. As usual.

When Chris was at his top lolcow status, I could see someone giving this amount. But with him being barely milkable anymore, 20 dollars feels like too much, let alone 150.

 

[Le Bateleur]

It's almost been three months and no-one has bought Sanichu - Gotta Go Fast!

I for one am shocked.

 

[Thetan]

If he was serious about making some money, he should try selling some of the relics of fail.

To start with:

• The Heart Torch
• The Sonichu, Rosechu and friends Pixelblocks 'sculptures'.
• The Sonichu and Rosechu Belt Buckle
• The 'custom' ponies
• The Attraction Signs (if they still exist)

These are some people that might actually be interested in buying these items.

 

[tepid]

Have we got any word on if he has managed to sell anything beyond the initial surge

 

[Panzer IV]

When Chris was at his top lolcow status, I could see someone giving this amount. But with him being barely milkable anymore, 20 dollars feels like too much, let alone 150.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. (robert a. whatever)

 

[EI 903]

If he was serious about making some money, he should try selling some of the relics of fail.

To start with:

• The Heart Torch
• The Sonichu, Rosechu and friends Pixelblocks 'sculptures'.
• The Sonichu and Rosechu Belt Buckle
• The 'custom' ponies
• The Attraction Signs (if they still exist)

These are some people that might actually be interested in buying these items.

Pretty sure the majority of the relics of fail were lost in The Great Keurig Cleansing.

 

[JohnConstantine]

Have we got any word on if he has managed to sell anything beyond the initial surge

He has a rating of 200, whereas I last remember it being in the upper 180s not too long ago. He's also sold 9 pieces in the last 4 weeks, so yes, people have been spending money on his doodles.

 

[Chuggernaut]

His EBay rating would be a good indication of that. I don't know of anyone has been keeping tabs on it, though.

He's gotten two positive ratings in the past month, so I would guess he sold SOMETHING.

 

[JohnConstantine]

He's gotten two positive ratings in the past month, so I would guess he sold SOMETHING.

Amended previous post to reflect my checking his profile.

 

[warongiygas]

Chris is bad at hiding the fact that he's desperate for money.

Also, lolled at "The Works" ...which he clarifies is just a frame.

 

[lolwut]

He only gives up on life!

Actually, I thinks that's more of a thing he wants us to do.

 

[KillerBob]

I feel like he shouldn't have quit his marketing major, it would have come in handy for situations like this...


LOW LOW PRICES (terms and conditions apply)

 

[4Macie]

Free, I don't think that word means what you think it means, Chris.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If only I thought for a second that Chris was trying to get money for something other than a troll pretending to be his girlfriend or toys. Like saving money for rent after they lose the house.