1. "More better"
2. Hot pink case
3. Why does he need to call canada. Isn't the only canadian he knows is Kylie, who doesn't talk to him anymore?
Those poor library patrons and staff."Central Library"
Well, congrats Taters. Now let's see how long it takes him to fuck up this one too.
Also, one would expect someone who spend quite some time at libraries to culture himself and learn more about the world through books, but what does Phil do? He uses them to pose as a radical warfemme.
He doesn't actually. Field agent reports say he spends most of his time browsing the internet for porn and fetish shit.
Maybe that is who he is texting. Him and Mike are going to trib with their lady sticks while wearing ill-fitting bras.I really think the Canadians have suffered enough what with the likes of the Mike Holland's of the world already bringing their reputation down, do they really need to be assaulted by Phil's phone calls and texts without limits on numbers? I'm not even sure a team within their territory finally winning the Stanley Cup again would make up for even a mere month of Phil going whole hog on the unlimited call and text plan assault to their poor country. Plus yeah, he doesn't even tell us what the model is so's can start intruding onto his device, so disappointing.