9/1/2015 - Were Potatos Growing in Phil's Dirty Ears? -

[Smutley]

Luckily it wasn't HIV
Unluckily he went to an ER instead of a doc-in-the-box

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thank god for Medicare even though I hate doctors and the American government!

 

[Squealer]

Thank god for Medicare even though I hate doctors and the American government!

I thought he hated jesus

 

[sugoi-chan]

Luckily it wasn't HIV
Unluckily he went to an ER instead of a doc-in-the-box
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"Thank God for this social welfare from a country I hate and want to see destroyed."

EDIT - Sniped. Damn slow phone typing.

 

[CatParty]

https://www.caring.com/questions/diabetes-ear-pain-ear-infection-hearing-loss

Diabetes is a disease that can affect many different parts of the body, including the ear. Patients with diabetes are particularly prone to infections, including infections of the ear. Pain and swelling in the ear could indicate such an infection, which can be treated with ear drops and/or antibiotics.

In addition, people with diabetes may have problems with hearing loss. If you are also experiencing hearing loss, you should have your hearing tested when you visit your doctor.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I thought he hated jesus

You've got it backwards; Jesus hates him.

 

[kookerpie]

This comes from getting your ears and head wet and not bothering to dry them off

 

[MasterDisaster]

'Thank God that I don't believe in for the patriarchal system that I abhor for instilling a system that I despise that ensures taxpayers that I hate have money taken from their jobs that I refuse to work to pay for the things I deserve because the jews. Amen.'

 

[Zim]

Wasn't he bitching about how doctors were classist, rasist, and not dumb as shit like he was just yesterday?

 

[sugoi-chan]

'Thank God that I don't believe in for the patriarchal system that I abhor for instilling a system that I despise that ensures taxpayers that I hate have money taken from their jobs that I refuse to work to pay for the things I deserve because the jews. Amen.'

He probably justifies it as well deserved reparations the US owes to latinxes for whatever perceived slight he's feeling oppressed by today.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I wonder if Phil's gonna try and milk his trip to the hospital for as long as it's worth.

He might be the first person ever to get banned from a hospital because he keeps exploiting its goodwill.

 

[Baguette]

I will light a candle for the poor medical staff who had to deal with his stench while working on him.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So here's a valid question; would Phil freak right the fuck out if his doctor was a white male?

 

[CornetteFace]

"thank god and free healthcare! But only when it serves me!"

Business as usual I see.

So here's a valid question; would Phil freak right the fuck out if his doctor was a white male?

"GIVE ME YOUR MOST ETHNIC DOCTOR! NOW!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

So here's a valid question; would Phil freak right the fuck out if his doctor was a white male?

Honestly I think Phil would be too preoccupied with the thought that he might legit have HIV or something that his racial bigotry would be sidelined in fear of not being treated.

After all, as we know Phil talks like he's got a spine, but he really doesn't - for God's sake just look back to those "life threatening scratches" he bitched about on FB. Didn't even require fucking band-aids.

 

[Pillow]

I wonder if Phil's gonna try and milk his trip to the hospital for as long as it's worth.

No, they might actually diagnose it with diabetes and lots of infections. He'd never let it happen.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

I don't know, Smutley. Can a potato grow on a potato? Calm down, Christopher Nolan.

 

[A Skeleton]

Luckily it wasn't HIV

god damnit

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So here's a valid question; would Phil freak right the fuck out if his doctor was a white male?

Given his history of being a racist I bet he'd be more uncomfortable around a male black doctor.

 

[AnOminous]

Given his history of being a racist I bet he'd be more uncomfortable around a male black doctor.

Unless he shit himself in anticipation of a chance to grab a BBC.