[9-10-16] Phil uploads video to Facebook - Tldr not enough people giving money

[Twrx]

I ripped this off Facebook, as I'm sure he'll take the video down when it doesn't get the ass pats he's desires.


: Archived
https://video.lolcow.wiki/ADF/Phil talking-7KwWEy4BsnY.webm

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

John Goodman with a nose ring.

 

[Army Burger]

"I am severely mentally ill"

no kidding!

 

[Ruin]

Give me the asspats I desire or you'll face my potato ire!

 

[Splendid]

So he didn't kill himself? What a surprise.

 

[Tranhuviya]

>VERY TRUTHFUL AND HONEST
He thinks he's clever.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

"If I'm going to have a past, I now have it as multiple choice."

Huh. That was oddly truthful.

 

[Tookie]

What a feminine voice he has.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I ripped this off Facebook, as I'm sure he'll take the video down when it doesn't get the ass pats he's desires.

My substance abuse...
Right Phil, Cheese is not a controlled substance and I doubt he's smart or rich enough to get his hands on anything harder than alcohol.

What a feminine voice he has.

Along with feminine mannerisms
He is now starting to resemble those old school Christian monks

 

[Thranduil]

Is it just me or has his voice become deeper? So much for transitioning. Chris at least starts off most of his videos with a weirdly high pitched "female" voice. There isn't even an attempt here.​

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Fuck, this sounds gross writing this but I've never heard Phil talk before, he actually has a fairly attractive voice. Holy shit though, it is masculine as fuck. No one would ever assume he is a femme. At least tries to sound female, even if he fails horribly.

 

[cumrobbery]

I can't tell which is more potato: Phil or the camera

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Phil keeps pronouncing autism as "see-pee-tee-ess-dee." At least he got DID right. DID means deep intellectual disability, right?

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Jesus wept even CWC's e-begging is more convincing than this.

10-1 it's also more productive. Even weens wouldn't finance Phil's autism.

 

[Adamska]

Huh, he accidentally did something right; personal and spoken addresses tend to be received better by others than text. But once you factor in all of the wrongness inherent in him, it nose dives down right back into sheer failure.

He really is desperate now if he's changing his begging.

 

[Bluebird]

"Shedissativ identity disorder"

 

[AA 102]

I ripped this off Facebook, as I'm sure he'll take the video down when it doesn't get the ass pats he's desires.

I like how he longingly stares into the cameras for a couple of seconds as if to let what he just said sink in.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

"hello friends"

ahaha you don't have any friends you fat potato

 

[Taily Puff]

Phil's been on a kick of comparing himself to the Joker lately.

Which is hilarious, because he looks and acts more like the guy the Joker sewed a cell phone bomb inside of.

*edit*

That looooong sad silence after he says that kiwifarms made his subforum private. He really needed that attention. Restricting access was the single greatest decision ever made by a human.

 

[Ruin]

Phil's been on a kick of comparing himself to the Joker lately.

Which is hilarious, because he looks and acts more like the guy the Joker sewed a cell phone bomb inside of.

*edit*

That looooong sad silence after he says that kiwifarms made his subforum private. He really needed that attention. Restricting access was the single greatest decision ever made by a human.

Lately I was thinking he looks quite a bit like Fatty Ding Dongs from Metalocalypse.