9-11-18 Chris shares a painful Bronycon memory

Lesbian isn't special enough.

 

Or atleast being a dyke. Then again, being a bull dyke isn't enough in this day and age.

 

Snyders trap made me fucking laugh out loud, thanks Chris.

 

He still believes snyder tried to trick him. The absolute madman.

 

If Chris did not relish his autism so much, he could probably get away with a lot of this. He is so obvious and recognizable. It is not like this transfag carries photos around of people she blocked. Chris just needs to look remotely normal. It is not like this would be hard in a place were people were equally--less or moderately--as autistic as him. Losers there probably would point him out, but it is not like he is hard to recognize. He gives himself no chance.

I want to get a race horse and name it MerriedSeinorComic. It is 18 characters, so it would fit. it is such a great name.

 

Haha yeah, Snyders diabolical scheme to have Chris pay for the medical bills associated with those two idiots hitting him a persuing no further compensation. I'm still wondering how Chris thinks Snyder profited off of that. Free hospital food?

 

Chris doesn't think he actually hit Snyder. He thinks Snyder rubbed his legs on their bumper.

If you pointed out that, after the medical bills were paid for, Snyder didn't profit, Chris would probably disregard that as Snyder fucking up his plan.

 

Remember his christmas dinner video where he fries some christmas ham stripes?We are talking about a guy who thinks that chicken dinner is fancy; hospital food would be to much for him to handle.

 

LOL she isn't a man and will never be one.

 

The fact that he STILL believes that after all this time and all the evidence otherwise both baffles and fascinates me.

Is it mostly his mom reinforcing that or is it all Chris and his mental gymnastics?

 

There's not really much in the way of concrete evidence. It's not like there's any video or anything like that.

Rather, it's just a he said / she said between Chris' adrenaline fogged memory and what Snyder said. Chris is eager to believe in conspiracies, especially when he thinks he's being persecuted.

 

She'd make a better lesbian and social man that Chris ever will. Chris has her beat out at the physical man any day of the week.

 

Jesse beats Chris at being a lesbian, at being a man, and even at being a ponyfag.