9/12 "Jessie is a real and genuine person" -

[Jo Jo Stalin]

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

shes fat

 

[Jo Jo Stalin]

shes fat

Well at least she isn't as fat as Chris

 

[Holliday Special]

I do want her to be real, because then new stuff will happen instead of the same old crap. I also want her to be insane and fight Barb in the front desolation of 14BC.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

How can anyone possibly be asked to have an ounce of respect, when cwc lacks an iota of respect for himself?

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris expecting people to believe him when he lied about Nightstar.

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris, i know you know that words like "We" and "Us" exist

 

[Cripple]

"Plans in the making", you need more than two people for a Pokemon tournament.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Real girlfriend donut harras.

 

[swim126]

"Jessie is a real and genuine person"

You can say that less and less about her eyebrows with every picture we get.

 

[Lux]

"Jessie is a real and genuine person"

You can say that less and less about her eyebrows with every picture we get.

I'm pretty sure they were added in post

 

[Henry Bemis]

All well and good, but is she sweet and caring?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I am a Victim of the Trolls, Bullies, and Harassment for Many Years; here are More Details about My Life among which the Name of My Sweetheart that I don't want you to bother.

 

[CatParty]

just harass her and get her out of the picture already

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Anyone else feel like Chris (or Jessica controlling Chris) is trying to bait weens with reverse psychology?

 

[sonichu is dead]

Just as genuine as Night Star not being Chris.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I want her to be genuine because Chris and his first ever real girlfriend could be an epic train wreck.

 

[Gullik]

I want her to be genuine so that I can finally witness the birth of our True and Honest Messiah, Crystal Weston Chandler.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think the trouble is that we don't care, Chris. Ivy, Julayyyyy, Jackie, etc, etc, etc. Just, whatever. Get married and be happy. Go have pretend pony babies. Mazel tov.

 

[Wraith]

Holy hell, if I woke up to that in the morning if I couldn't get my arm away I'd chew it off and bolt. They can do a lot with prosthetics nowadays.

Science question: - How many beers would it take for you to wake up to that, or how much in liquid autism? I need to know my tolerance levels. Please present answer in the form of how heavy a person is.