[9-13-16] Phil claims he's getting breast augmentation - Doesn't even inhale

[Twrx]

Tldr:He claims he talked to someone about starting the process to get breast augmentation. Looks like he broke his vape.

https://video.lolcow.wiki/ADF/Phil talking about breast augmentation-tnM4u0zaUrs.mp4

 

[CatParty]

just eat more cheese fatty

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder if he can get a good recommendation from Nekoarc....

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I thought he got those years ago?

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

just eat more cheese fatty

His teeth are starting to look like cheese

brush your teeth fatty

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Quitting smoking won't be hard, given that he's clearly never smoked a cigarette before this video.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

He can't even figure out how cameras work.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Looks like he broke his vape.

He's not smoking that cigarette. That smoke is noway going into his lungs.

Aw, ninja, Tragi-Chan.

 

[Ray Streip]

Quitting smoking won't be hard, given that he's clearly never smoked a cigarette before this video.

I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THAT

He literally said to himself "Gotta look edgy, must casually be smoking at the start of this video to look cool." and then got pissed off when he choked on the smoke. Props to Phil for not giving it a second take though, very CWC of him.

 

[cumrobbery]

 

[Ray Streip]

What is up with all of the awkward pauses in Phil's videos, is he anticipating that people are going to be laughing at him so he's working on his comedic timing?

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

It's been a good few weeks for Phil milk.

But yeah, keep subsisting on cheese fat man, you'll soon have a lovely pair of tits like your inspiration, CWC.

 

[Twrx]

I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THAT

He literally said to himself "Gotta look edgy, must casually be smoking at the start of this video to look cool." and then got pissed off when he choked on the smoke. Props to Phil for not giving it a second take though, very CWC of him.

There's actually about 7 minutes of him vaping and laughing that I cut out at the beginning to upload the video, otherwise YouTube wanted me to verify my account.

 

[Apocalypso]

100 BILLION DOLLARS!

 

[Ray Streip]

There's actually about 7 minutes of him vaping and laughing that I cut out at the beginning to upload the video, otherwise YouTube wanted me to verify my account.

You're a saint for cutting the 'tism down in this video, sempre fidelis.

 

[ChameleonBody]

I know the fact that Phil is a WHITE MALE is obvious to anyone, but it still really catches me off guard to hear that pasty, white ball of fat refer to himself as a "translatina" in person. So much more infinitely funny than I could have predicted from his Facebook posts.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

 

[Apocalypso]

Mental Gear Solid

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Mental Gear Solid

Potato Gear Solid: The Phantom Smoke

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Fuck the first seconds of that video. He is not smoking. Also he bitched about smokers for years...
I take back everything about his voice being not offensive. He sounds like a down syndrome chipmunk.

Edit. He sounds like a highschool kid. Constantly re lighting his smokes and talking about the "bowls" he just smoked...