[9-14-16] BREAKING: ASS PATS AT CRITICAL LEVELS - 3 likes total

[Twrx]

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Good.

 

[Melkor]

Dang, 2 suicide threats in under a week.

 

[Spaulding]

Why don't we have that suicide timer anymore? I'm starting to lose count.

 

[Twrx]

Dang, 2 suicide threats in under a week.

He's barely getting any likes on his posts.

 

[Tookie]

Why don't we have that suicide timer anymore? I'm starting to lose count.

They're continuous at this point. No reason to even bother counting.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Just keep pretending to smoke, Phil. You'll get lung cancer in 200 years, tubbs.

 

[repentance]

It's one way to get food and a bed for a few days I guess.

It'd be hilarious if they didn't let him out, though.

 

[Globe]

I never realized groans could be existential.

 

[Splendid]

I love that he actually wrote out that his groan was inaudible. How the fuck are we supposed to perceive an inaudible groan coming from someone else?

 

[Optimus Prime]

So when is that SSDI review again? Because this kind of behavior online can only mean that's going to go so well for him if he's so dependent on attention from us apparently what little social function he has has stopped working.

 

[AA 102]

lol

 

[chimpburgers]

Best news of the day.

 

[Splendid]

So when is that SSDI review again?

November

 

[Ravenor]

Ah the sweet sweet sound of bouncing an squeeking for asspats....

 

[Ol' Slag]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Null's little joke on Phil had something to do with this.

He probably thinks we are actively hunting him at this point.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What's the point of posting content warning: suicide?
Unless you're posting graphic details of suicide didn't you just trigger that person by making them think of suicide?

 

[Splendid]

What's the point of posting content warning: suicide?

This has been pointed out a million times. Trigger warnings are one of the most retarded things imaginable. Pretty much the only trigger warnings that can actually do anything are epilepsy trigger warnings.

 

[Ray Streip]

Claims to be having a nervous breakdown/still manages to type out a reactionary emote while posting a status about it

 

[Positron]

Just another Wednesday.