[9-15-16] In which Phil learns imaginary friends don't cut it in the real world - Ponders attempted suicide by cop
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
My alter has a back injury, gimme some fucking percocets, Doc
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Phil should call the TransLifeline, they will be there for him when actual professionals won't.
It's actually kinda funny how he mentions suicide by cop, it's not a common choice for most suicidal people. In a way it would be like the last cry for attention he would ever do.
It's actually kinda funny how he mentions suicide by cop, it's not a common choice for most suicidal people. In a way it would be like the last cry for attention he would ever do.
But it is so 3DGY!
He should go to the woods and let forest rangers shoot him like a wild hog.
He says try again Izzy Hell after talking about an suicidal alter
did he actually mean to write this as Xochi?
edit: Terryberry's life was a mess but she at least had a shed to live in and she manned up come on Phil. You can't fuck this up now. Everybody is counting on you to do a flip.
did he actually mean to write this as Xochi?
edit: Terryberry's life was a mess but she at least had a shed to live in and she manned up come on Phil. You can't fuck this up now. Everybody is counting on you to do a flip.
I think the existential groan thing is supposed to be his "transition" into his other personalities
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Yeah but they have to actually fill in paper work after killing whitey .
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Coward would have to actually make someone else end his shitty excuse of a life
Lol. Even in the most liberal area in murrica, they don't think Phil having a tantrum is a medical emergency they should devote resources to.
Im having real trouble with "the nerve to not shit and get off the pot".
The phrase "shit or get off the pot" should mean decide one way or another "shitting and getting off" and "not shitting and getting off" just means a decision either way in this case kicking him out for wasting time.
I guess it makes sense through the autistic prism.
In phils world pretty sure the term is "shit myself before reaching the pot....and do nothing".
The phrase "shit or get off the pot" should mean decide one way or another "shitting and getting off" and "not shitting and getting off" just means a decision either way in this case kicking him out for wasting time.
I guess it makes sense through the autistic prism.
In phils world pretty sure the term is "shit myself before reaching the pot....and do nothing".
I love the mental image of Phil bouncing and squeaking all the way back to his bridge, sulking because he didn't get a few days of free food and board in the psych ward.
Trained medical personnel know how to spot autistic attention whores, so I am not surprised they did not take Phil too seriously. Maybe Phil could spray some shaving cream around his mouth, yell a bunch at some police officers, and get a nice night in a comfy bed...
It's the (screaming internally) meme run through an autism blender.
That's fucking amazing. Even the hospital knows he's full of shit.
Christ, just do already faggot.
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