9/17/15 - Phil Picks Fights With Real Latino Men & Proudly Declares Himself A Homeless "Crust-Punk" -
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inb4 Troy calls out Hooves for not actually being Latino
Phil getting called out by a real latino, and he is about to get a rejection letter? I'll be amazed if that counter isn't set to zero within 48 hours.
it basically means "I hate personal hygiene"
Hygiene is a tool of the patriarchy! All true transautistix must resist the patriarchy by refusing to bathe or wipe their asses!
Crust punk is a fancy label for "I can't wipe my own ass."
Okay, this is now just a contest on who can make me gag of my food first.
Phil, you ruin everything with your ugly and disgusting ways.
That is the crust that the name refers to afterall
PROPER HYGIENE IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!!! *cap gun salvo*
As someone who's had run-ins with crusties, oogles, trustafarians, and all sorts of unwashed anarcho-misfits, it's not so much a question of "can't" when it comes to wiping their asses. It's a question of "won't."
There so many great quotes.
"That's not sharpie"
"Do you still have a penis?"
"That's not sharpie"
"Do you still have a penis?"
I call they settle this in the ring, mascara contra mascara. If Troy loses, he shaves his head. If Phil loses, he bathes!
"Crust Punk": a Phil-ism meaning "too lazy to wipe my own ass, change my clothes, bathe, or wash my hair".
(Yes, I know crust punk is a thing and not something Phil made up...for once. You know he just adopted the title as an excuse to be a disgusting, lazy fat fuck.)
(Yes, I know crust punk is a thing and not something Phil made up...for once. You know he just adopted the title as an excuse to be a disgusting, lazy fat fuck.)
Meanwhile, mere hours earlier, in one of many public posts about still having a penis...
Philsabelvia said:
Why would anyone want to be a crust punk? Can you even blame autism for that?
I'll be surprised if talking to actual Hispanic people doesn't sour his opinion and he decides he's some other ethnicity soon.
I'll be surprised if talking to actual Hispanic people doesn't sour his opinion and he decides he's some other ethnicity soon.
Crust Punk; when someone decidedly goes so long without wiping their ass that their ass hairs and fecal matter fuse as one entity.
But seriously I want to see Phil get in an argument with this guy. Nothing makes my day like watching Phil's ego get deflated.
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