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[9-17-16] Phil realizes this winter may kill him - Compares Portland to a war zone

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Kind of looks like one of the vegetables from Super Marios Bros 2

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So he spends a lot of time saying how he will spend money on tattoos and shit and THEN he complains about housing? If only he got redirect money from something else...

Also he claims that his DID will get worse the more he is exposed to the cold (?) and claims he has 12 personalities. This honestly looks pretty cool and more interesting than any series being released this winter.
 
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More bull than a herd of aberdeen angus. Lol at Phil thinking anyone cares about his whining. If Oregon is such a tour of duty, why does the exceptional idiot keep going back?

Forewarning for San Francisco: he's apparently going to Folsom St Fair. Pretty sure not even hardcore BDSM scat fetishists will touch Phil with a bargepole. No matter how extreme your kinks, no-one wants to see a squeaking, rat-toothed fat pig dribbling and getting a stubby acorn hardon watching these people go by, but by the sounds of it that's exactly what he's got planned. Countdown to either a rape or sex work lie based around Folsom St fair commencing...

Don't you just love how his neck fat flobs down with gravity? So pretty, so feminine.
 
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repentance said:
What is the actual attraction to Portland for Phil? He wouldn't have to worry about the cold so much if he stayed in California and it's kind of hard to access things like supported accommodation if you're frequently absent.
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Fun Fact: Portland is the whitest major city in the US. So to Phil this must seem like a super dangerous, edgy move.

My favorite lie by far was when he said he now has trouble eating, lol, SO fat.
 
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registereduser said:
Oh please. Willamette valley winters are super mild. Lows barely ever get below the 30s. Supposedly there's going to be more snow than usual this winter, but normal snow is like 2-3 inches at most for like a week, and they're hasn't been any snow for the last couple of winters. And when temperatures do get dangerously low, that's when warming centers open up specifically so street people don't freeze to death. With a good insulated sleeping bag and a decent tent and tarp, he'll be fine. And it's not like he can't afford hotel rooms or a bus ticket to Cali when it gets unbearably cold. He has a lot more resources than the genuinely homeless, and they male it through Oregon winters just fine.
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Yeah, that. I live where winters get much colder and there's plenty of bums who sleep on the streets even when it's below freezing. It's actually good money. Throw out a box, layer up, take a nap, wake up to pity quarters put in by holiday shoppers. They haul a lot more in winter than in summer when nobody feels bad for them.
But Phil has some weird thing against panhandling, though he's apparently fine with donations from asspatters and taxpayer dollars.
 
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Flareon said:
Holy fuck stop spending money on stupid shit, and you'd have money for housing.
It's not a difficult concept. Why is he so fucking exceptional?
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It's a shame not one of his 12 headmates is a responsible adult.

I'm super excited to hear all the fantastical ways he can contort interactions with white Portland men who are tolerating and being patient with him into near brushes with death.
 
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