9/18/2017 MUKBANG | PASTA WITH MEATBALLS - The cat-ear obsession continues

[C3PBRO]

 

[Golly]

I was just posting in the mukbang thread, but may as well re-iterate. The amount of penne she is forcing onto her fork is heinous. Anyone have any idea how many cups of pasta are on that plate?

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Her body makes a really good size scale for other things. Thus, that plate of Kroger pasta looks massive.

 

[C3PBRO]

I was just posting in the mukbang thread, but may as well re-iterate. The amount of penne she is forcing onto her fork is heinous. Anyone have any idea how many cups of pasta are on that plate?

I'd ballpark it at about six cups. One cup of cooked penne pasta contains about 200 calories.

 

[stronkwonk]

Jesus that portion. God her speaking. "suck-uh-lent. you'd think english wasn't my first language!" You're fuckin' right I would.

 

[liliput]

Cat ears would be a little strange for a 20+ year old to wear on a regular basis, but hey, if they don't care and just think they're a cute accessory that they wear occasionally, then why not.

They work on mostly everyone else except for... well, Amberlynn.

 

[C3PBRO]

Cat ears would be a little strange for a 20+ year old to wear on a regular basis, but hey, if they don't care and just think they're a cute accessory that they wear occasionally, then why not.

I agree, actually. I just find it hilarious in her case because she seems obsessed with cats... except, y'know, her own cats.

 

[FupaFiend]

I'd ballpark it at about six cups. One cup of cooked penne pasta contains about 200 calories.

Can she stop with the "dry" pasta bullshit as well?

Any one who was ever cooked pasta knows that if you don't get it in the sauce right away, it clumps together, regardless of how much you rinse it.

The way that pound of pasta is sliding easily around her serving trough? She added at least a 1/4 cup of butter or oil.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Cat ears would be a little strange for a 20+ year old to wear on a regular basis, but hey, if they don't care and just think they're a cute accessory that they wear occasionally, then why not.

They work on mostly everyone else except for... well, Amberlynn.

The more we discuss her, the more I cannot help but compare her to CWC. He's actively wearing those stupid pony ears and horn as part of his everyday wardrobe, but Amber's IQ is just a few degrees warmer. (And somehow manages to get a carer)

 

[Hen in a tie]

I need to drink more water

Drinks soda

 

[NemmaSis]

I think she wanted people to think she was drinking sparkling water like Perrier or Pelligrino, but these ingredients are very clearly diet soda.

 

[SweetDee]

Guys, guys...

It's a cat scratch, in case you were wondering.

 

[Potatomongrel]

Isn't the best part of "pasta and meatballs" the meatballs? Why would anyone eat so much dry-ass pasta and four meatballs?

 

[JB 236]

So judging by the size, it looks like around about half to three thirds a pack of pasta, you can fuck off if you think that is her dinner.

Around 250 to 400 grams of dry pasta there. So that is about 165 to 250 grams in Carbs alone.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Cat ears are adorable on my friend's seven-year-old twin girls and stupid-cute on tweens and teens who are feeling silly. On Amberlynn, they're just a tad precious and try-hard, like she still wants to sit at the cool table ten years after high school.

 

[EH 110]

That tiny table she sits behind looks so funny to me.

 

[C3PBRO]

I do get scared in corn mazes, cause like, what if you never find your way out?

TIL that corn stalks, when grown in bulk and proximity, form an impenetrable barrier. Someone get Trump on the phone.

 

[NQ 952]

please kill me

 

[PropaGONDA]

I agree with everybody that the way she just piles on the pasta (what is there, 6-8 pieces of penne?) onto the poor fork is absolutely revolting.

Yes, haha fat jokes, she's so fat!!!1 That aside, the way she eats is exactly how a whale eats - massive quantities, all at once, in one huge gulp.

Isn't the best part of "pasta and meatballs" the meatballs? Why would anyone eat so much dry-ass pasta and four meatballs?

Agreed. Besides the meatballs, what is there to taste? She just eats for the sake of eating and to feel "full". She's addicted to the sensation of stuffing her stomach to its limits, because if she actually cared about taste, her foods would be more sophisticated than a pile of pasta, no sauce or seasoning, and a few sad meatballs. Or her infamous slop she calls a "soup." Note, her favourite food is just plain white rice due to the sheer quantity she can inhale. She's absolutely addicted to food and it's funny how she thinks she is better than her family because she's not a drug addict. She acts just like an addict with food - it doesn't matter how the drugs (food) were obtained or prepared, like a true addict she will consume it any way possible to achieve the "high."

Sad.

She scarfs down that platter of pasta was the last meal she will ever eat in her entire life. She's like a perpetual hoarder. Her relationship with food is similar to her hoarding accessories. She cannot moderate herself with just one or two items, no, she has to have 50 of each: bows, scarves, tacky necklaces, perfumes, and now cat ear headbands to fill that massive void of emptiness in her life.

She would be TLC's cashcow, just imagine. Her life can be documented on My 600-lb Life, Intervention, AND Hoarders. Given how much of an attention whore she is, she should just go on TV already as she's humiliated herself enough on Youtube. Apparently there's a lot of cash to be made on those trashy TLC shows. But she's a narcissist and won't give up control of how she's perceived and filmed.

 

[NQ 952]

As an Italian, this video hurts on so many levels. Bland pasta, bland "meatballs" and stuffing your face so fast you can't even taste anything.

This poor girl is killing herself the wrong way. If you're going to kill yourself with food at least make the food taste good you fat bitch.