[9-19-16] Phil begging for money - Content note: The video quality is shit
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With razors he could cut his wrists for us already.
You'll live, Phil.
Don't men's razors last longer? If you grow hair like a man, gender dysphoria or no, there's no need to be proud. Those particular razors that he's holding are pretty inexpensive, but only really do the trick if you're a woman/grow hair like one. They're weak-ass women's razors for managing fine hair occasionally. I can't imagine why he'd think they would be his best option if he's still shaving his face every day.
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Phil is looking more masculine every day.
I guess he's going to buy a toothbrush and make a shank out of it. Oh wait he can't because even the cheapest toothbrush costs $1.
Nice try Phil.
First and foremost I wanted to point out the hillarious thing that Phil said, "I have to shave every day to (or and) look like a woman. 
So it's confirmed he has as much awareness about how he looks as CWC.
The thing is that Phil claims that he shaves every day, which we know is a lie.
The second thing is that Phil claims to have facial dysphoria, which is similar to body dysmorphia. People that are ashamed of their faces don't take pictures or video of themselves begging for money, Phil.
You know why Phil is going through those razors so often?....Well, it's because they're made for women, I am sure these flimsy razorz break halfway through a shave for him, and they don't even give him that close of a shave. Supposedly, that's Phil, freshly shaven, in a grainy video and you can still see his beard shadow.
We really need a comedic award for Lols because this video is just the essence of what it means to be exceptional.
So it's confirmed he has as much awareness about how he looks as CWC.
The thing is that Phil claims that he shaves every day, which we know is a lie.
The second thing is that Phil claims to have facial dysphoria, which is similar to body dysmorphia. People that are ashamed of their faces don't take pictures or video of themselves begging for money, Phil.
You know why Phil is going through those razors so often?....Well, it's because they're made for women, I am sure these flimsy razorz break halfway through a shave for him, and they don't even give him that close of a shave. Supposedly, that's Phil, freshly shaven, in a grainy video and you can still see his beard shadow.
We really need a comedic award for Lols because this video is just the essence of what it means to be exceptional.
You forgot Phil's new lady face that probably would cost more than all that other stuff combined.
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This was exactly what I was thinking.
Phil is literally the worst poor homeless person around. Most homeless people know how to make what they have last; be it shoes, clothes, food, etc, they make it last until there is nothing left. Phil is holding 8 razors in his hand. And he's saying those 8 won't last him until October 3rd... that's 14 days away. And he said he wants to buy "two packs of 10"...so he wants 28 razors for only 14 days. The fuck is he doing? Throwing the razor away after each pass of his face?
Grow a beard then, poor boy. You sjws are all about accepting people as they are. Channel Magic Nanners or some woman who refuses to shave her peach fuzz, and do the female beard thing. No-one ever thinks of you as female anyway.
Have fun getting to San Francisco on your 32 cents for your tattoo and microdick piercing.
(he has facial dysphoria? No shit. Now he knows how the general public feels)
Have fun getting to San Francisco on your 32 cents for your tattoo and microdick piercing.
(he has facial dysphoria? No shit. Now he knows how the general public feels)
"I need to shave and scribble on my eyebrows so I don't get beat up for being a tranny"
Yeah you totally look like a true and honest woman, Phil.
Yeah you totally look like a true and honest woman, Phil.
lol fatty spends all his money on razors to shave off his ugly man hair
Yea sorry but no - Phil doesn't shave that often certainly not daily at any rate.
This is him not just begging for attention this is him beging for money because he's been a idiot and burned through his SSDI money, he's hoping to identify a suckered he can go to over an over again to get a few bucks from when he's hungry and trying to avoid a soup kitchen because he's fucking terrified of the people that normally go to them.
This is him not just begging for attention this is him beging for money because he's been a idiot and burned through his SSDI money, he's hoping to identify a suckered he can go to over an over again to get a few bucks from when he's hungry and trying to avoid a soup kitchen because he's fucking terrified of the people that normally go to them.
It could've been a video glitch, but I like to think Phil mispronounced his made-up surname on purpose because it suits him. Isabel 'Arauhoho' indeed.
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Now he can afford this?
The upside down cross is back
Honestly he's making this easy.
