Lovequest 9/19/17 Twitter - Trolls are bothering his Jessica - STOP IT!

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

He's serious you guys. STOP IT.

 

[Rogowski]

Christ, it's too fucking early into this saga for it to already be in reruns.

 

[GS 281]

you guys are just making the Jessica tard more successful by doing this.

 

[The Wrath]

My Jessica? They've yet to meet and he's already being possessive of her.

 

[KickyerArsene]

Because this approach has always brought about the desired effects for Chris...


Oh, sorry, I meant total opposite.

 

[Slowinthemind]

She is a successful troll then if she is getting people riled up, calm your tits people.

 

[Observatory]

Oh no. who would've thought da trolls would pester Jessica. didn't see that coming at all.
/ end sarcasm

Though I seriously just want to see this play out "naturally" and not have people bother them. Chris can get her to hate him all on his own.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Because doing this has always brought about the desired effect for Chris...

Who's acting stupider: CWC demanding not doing something, or the w.eens doing it anyway?

 

[Fandom Trash]

Once the inevitable happens and Jessica leaves him, he's probably going to claim that us trolls bothered her so much that she had to go the dark side.

 

[KickyerArsene]

Who's acting stupider: CWC demanding not doing something, or the w.eens doing it anyway?

Definitely Chris.

This is... what? His 15th year of consecutive trolling? And yet he never seems to get it that trolls are gonna troll and do the opposite of what he says.

It's fascinating, really. How can someone be consumed by past mistakes, acknowledge and lament said mistakes, and then still fail to learn from them?
But this is why we document him.

 

[Casual Garbage]

I don't understand the w33ns. Why can't they just be patience for Chris to fuck this up on his own?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

My Jessica? They've yet to meet and he's already being possessive of her.

Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[Trash Eater]

I was under the impression that w33ns loved fake sweetheart sagas. No idea why they'd jump on Jessica so hard when that's clearly what she is.

Unless they think she's real, in which case they're literally as dumb as Chris.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

You gotta love how he still resorts to random cries into the oblivious black hole that is the internet as a counter troll measure. Because it worked so well in the past!

I don't understand the w33ns. Why can't they just be patience for Chris to fuck this up on his own?

W33ns are not different from Chris in many ways, including their inability to "hold on".

Heh.

 

[Quijibo69]

Trolls should really stop bothering a troll.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I was under the impression that w33ns loved fake sweetheart sagas. No idea why they'd jump on Jessica so hard when that's clearly what she is.

Unless they think she's real, in which case they're literally as dumb as Chris.

It's very possible that she's making up the "being bothered" part.

 

[BV 937]

inb4 pickle suit

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I miss Doopie.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

They were made for each other.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Thought Jessica desired attention.