9/19/2019 - Perceptions Take 4 - Tom can't into audio

[Christ Cried]

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

That hat is beyond sad. It has a "i've been lost at sea/on an island for years" look, and probably smells to it.

 

[Vancouver Terry Bollea]

That hat is beyond sad. It has a "i've been lost at sea/on an island for years" look, and probably smells to it.

The only thing it has going for it is that it's not the coolie cap.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

That hat is beyond sad. It has a "i've been lost at sea/on an island for years" look, and probably smells to it.

I always wondered what happened to Gilligan.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

I always wondered what happened to Gilligan.

This is the alternate ending to the series where everyone fixes the boat, packs up and leaves the island in the middle of the night, and stranding Gilligan for the lols. He's still on the island, but has been there so long he has developed teleportation to go to and from his shitty gem shows.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

to go to and from his shitty gem shows.

It's an absolute freak show. The Tucson Gem and Mineral show is probably the biggest in the country, along with the show out in Quartzsite in Jan/Feb. Tooters abound. A lot of them collect shit all summer, then show up in their ragged-ass RVs in the winter for the shows. Set up tables and sell their wares everyday, open air market style. The main show in Tucson is usually at the Convention Center, but it is spread to hotels/motels all over Tucson.

While not dedicated to sex stones (just another fucking rock), I have picked up some nice fossils over the years at both shows. Maybe even ran into Tooter, but as said, it's a whole fucking festival of Tooters for days.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

While not dedicated to sex stones (just another fucking rock)...

Pfft...

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Damn, that's what Lena Diddler Dunham will look like in 15-20 years.

 

[BigTodd]

It's an absolute freak show. The Tucson Gem and Mineral show is probably the biggest in the country, along with the show out in Quartzsite in Jan/Feb. Tooters abound. A lot of them collect shit all summer, then show up in their ragged-ass RVs in the winter for the shows. Set up tables and sell their wares everyday, open air market style. The main show in Tucson is usually at the Convention Center, but it is spread to hotels/motels all over Tucson.

While not dedicated to sex stones (just another fucking rock), I have picked up some nice fossils over the years at both shows. Maybe even ran into Tooter, but as said, it's a whole fucking festival of Tooters for days.

Tom doesn't even work that hard. He buys shit on eBay and literally steals gravel that his landlord puts in the landscaping.

 

[GS 281]

Tom doesn't even work that hard. He buys shit on eBay and literally steals gravel that his landlord puts in the landscaping.

This is true. Back in early 2018, tom's old landlord dropped off some stones to do landscaping with around the property. Tom saw the stones, got on the internet and was literally screaming about how it was his lucky day and someone dumped a ton of gold in his driveway. It turned out to be fool's gold. Who would have thought? He still tried to sell it on ebay as gold tho lol.

 

[BigTodd]

This is true. Back in early 2018, tom's old landlord dropped off some stones to do landscaping with around the property. Tom saw the stones, got on the internet and was literally screaming about how it was his lucky day and someone dumped a ton of gold in his driveway. It turned out to be fool's gold. Who would have thought? He still tried to sell it on ebay as gold tho lol.

Irony of Tom being the fool aside, you'd think someone who spends as much time polishing rocks and aspiring to make tons of money at the gem show would know better.

Then again, Tom doesn't put any effort into learning anything. He literally does three activities and does an absolute shit job at all of them:

* "Play" sax
* "Deal" in stones/gems
* Appropriate trans culture for social justice points and asspats online