9/20/17 "We're Actually Terrified" -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.

FierceBrosnan

Father of Birds, Lord of Parrots, Coffee drinker.
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She will eat you whether you sleep or not.

She's like the bullshit D&D monster that takes the form of the ceiling and then drops on your entire party to eat them. Just one big, amorphous, circus tent wearing, party devouring, cankle beast from the underdark. Which coincidentally will be the subject of her next mukbang.
 

London Raine

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Counting those calories, eh Amber. Big sugary drinks while playing games. A panini sandwich sans any veggies with more chicken and sauce on the side, and 2 bags of candy for the movie. Gotta say your weight loss journey is underwhelming. But at least we got to see Twinkie after she read here that we haven't seen her in a while.
 

C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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Did anyone else laugh out loud at "BUCKET LIST" with 10 blank lines? Guys, I have aspirations, I just don't know what they are.

This doesn't surprise me at all. I remember on askfm once someone asked her what her three greatest accomplishments were, the one that stuck out to me was "discovering my sexuality" (IIRC the other two were 89lbs and her YT channel). Her world view is so absurdly narrow that not only has she not accomplished anything noteworthy, she can't actually conjure anything noteworthy to pursue.
 
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EH 110

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This doesn't surprise me at all. I remember on askfm once someone asked her what her three greatest accomplishments were, the one that stuck out to me was "discovering my sexuality" (IIRC the other two were 89lbs and her YT channel). Her world view is so absurdly narrow that not only has she not accomplished anything noteworthy, she can't actually conjure anything noteworthy to pursue.

She really needs to knock off the "I lost 89 pounds once" crap. It's not impressive coming from someone who gained it all back - plus 200 more.
 

AbaddonTheDepoiler

Warmaster of Chaos Indivisim
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She really needs to knock off the "I lost 89 pounds once" crap. It's not impressive coming from someone who gained it all back - plus 200 more.

Eating shit one day of the week will do that.
No matter how much she bawls about losing weight, it'll all come back after eating all the doughnuts and burgers every Sunday/Saturday.
Well it will killer her one day, best start on that list soon.
 

Mrs.MichaelRooker

I'm his sugarplum
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Imagine being the poor sap stuck sitting behind Hamberlynn in a crowded movie theater.

She strikes me as the kind of cunt who will talk out loud throughout the movie and constantly be checking her phone. Her massive ass spilling over into someone else's personal space.

Not to mention that horrendous, obnoxious Cackle of hers.

*I stand corrected hungryhippo, cackle fits better than chuckle.
 
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