Interests 9/20/2018 Twitter- Chris Learns To Fly - No word yet if Barb was on acid when she conceived.

Mariposa Electrique

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I, in Equestria, transformed into my Alicorn self, was in need of flight lessons, as in my CPU form, I had difficulty in flight at first. So, with Twilight’s help in talking about me to Captain Spitfire, Spitfire was glad to put me through basic flight training. I took some...
..classes, and I was able to learn how to flap my wings swiftly, and exceeded even my own expectations. In an advanced type of course, Spitfire had given me the initial Wonderbolt tests, including the Dizzitron, which I was able to recover and land in eight seconds.
Spitfire has another troupe of young pegasai Wonderbolt recruits, but in an odd number. She paired me up with Lightweight. He was a bit nervous to be paired up with an Alicorn, but he was able to calm from the aid of my kindness and soothing aura.
Lightweight was the Lead Pony; I, his Wing Pony, and we trained and worked very hard in our wing-ups, flight laps, rigorous tests, and so forth. For our final exam, we worked together, in the toughest simulated weather patterns to locate five Very Distantly Located flags...
...on the undersides and top-sides of Canterlot at night. It was dark and treacherous. My lightning rod and absorption ability proved useful. The heavy winds knocked us each off course now and then. And I was able to locate the flags in general, and he and I equally found...
...each flag. The Passing Time Limit was Ten Minutes. We completed the exam in about seven and a half minutes. Woahly! Anyway, I passed the advanced flight courses and became an Honorary Wonderbolt; I earned and work hard and tough for that. And Lightweight rose up in the...
..Wonderbolt ranks. He is a brave, tough and humble soul. From his humble beginnings in Cloudsdale, flight camp, and all that. He also enjoyed writing about his adventures and tales; he also kept a number of journals. He was picked on, as a youngster, for being a total...
...bookworm and pen-head. He really liked writing. I know in my heart that Lightweight will continue to do very well in the Wonderbolts. Brony and Pegasister artists, please feel free to draw comics of my flight school days, here. Thank you.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Lightweight was the Lead Pony; I, his Wing Pony, and we trained and worked very hard in our wing-ups, flight laps, rigorous tests, and so forth. For our final exam, we worked together, in the toughest simulated weather patterns to locate five Very Distantly Located flags...
This really reads like homoerotic subtext reminiscent of brokeback mountain.
 
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