9/21 Lego Friends HS set should be the next Toy of the year -

[Satoru182]

Saturday night-

 

[NiggoFiggo]

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Do you hear that slooshing noise? Thats the sound of a thousand vaginas getting wet from seeing a middle age crossdresser play with legos. You go Chris!

 

[LM 697]

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"School is Socially Awesome and Cool!"

 

[Very Honest Content]

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OP said it best, Saturday night and CWC is posting the epitome of his pathetic adult life for all the ]P to comment on.

What a great country. By the way, Virginia won 49-0 in the rain so he could have gotten a free shower and creep on some 18-his current age possibly boyfriend free girls drunk enough to look past the tomgirl persona. But maybe he can stuff the ballot box for this toy of the year vote like he did the Parappa contest instead. Much better use of his early 30's.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

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Is Christopher Trosclair an actual friend of Chris's? He doesn't seem to know Chris does this crap.

 

[Satoru182]

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"School is Socially Awesome and Cool!"

Such a shame he wasted that time in School sleeping in class, reading Goosebumps and sitting in a corner playing vidya rather than making friends.

 

[homerbeoulve]

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Saturday night-

School is socially awesome and cool, really? Then try to attend a university and come back in one piece!

 

[Some JERK]

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What's really sad is that still playing with legos was already socially backwards by the time he got to high school. Toys that involve going to high school are pretty much targeted at kids who want to dream about their futures.

 

[Fibonacci]

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What's really sad is that still playing with legos was already socially backwards by the time he got to high school. Toys that involve going to high school are pretty much targeted at kids who want to dream about their futures.

If Chris had a Holodeck, would he spend more time running a High School programme or a sex programme?

 

[XYZpdq]

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If Chris had a Holodeck, would he spend more time running a High School programme or a sex programme?

Why not both?

 

[Some JERK]

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What's really sad is that still playing with legos was already socially backwards by the time he got to high school. Toys that involve going to high school are pretty much targeted at kids who want to dream about their futures.

If Chris had a Holodeck, would he spend more time running a High School programme or a sex programme?

I don't know. All i can think about with the Chris+Holodeck scenario is what the inside of that thing would look like after each program was completed.

 

[A-№1]

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I just want to be clear on something here. I don't use facebook, so I really don't know the answer, but are all of Chris' high school facebook friends (the ones he's hoping to attend his 15 year reunion) getting these posts of his?

I wonder what the hell they're making of this? Some of them probably have kids of their own in the age bracket for the toys and stuff Chris, a 30+ year old adult, is blathering on about. Chris doesn't get just how sad that is, but they must surely do.

 

[Descent]

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I'm sure it'll surprise no one to learn that that set costs $50-$60.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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Robert Sims with the truth.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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I'm sure it'll surprise no one to learn that that set costs $50-$60.

Yeah but still, Chris and his mother are not well off. Gas is expensive!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

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I wonder if Chris realizes that most adults give up Lego after they turn 12 ...

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

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I'm looking forward to the Toy of the Year awards to see if his influence swayed the voting. I think the voting this year is going to be between Lego High School, Gator Golf, and the new Furby

 

[Thetan]

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Looks like he may be going to a Lego building event on the 28th. I wonder if any field agents will be on-hand.

Nearest Toys "R" Us

Spoiler

What do you suppose the odds are of him getting banned from this event, possibly the store? I'm sure his presence there will make more than a few parents nervous.

 

[snowkitten91]

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A smelly 30-something creepy crossdresser blabbering on and on about how the high school lego sets are the best and how he wishes he could be back there to win over his gal-pals so they could all give him their china (and some as well, of course). The expressions on the faces of the attending parents would be priceless.

EDIT:

Wait, this thing is intended for little girls!



The pedofork alarms will surely go off if he ends up going.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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Just sit back and let this happen.