9/22/15 - Could Phil's Rapid Weight Loss Be Due To The AIDS Destroying His Body? -

[Totenkopf]

He's been posting a lot the last few days about his weight loss. He insists he's not lying, so I'm going to believe him. So if he's not lying, it must be the AIDS.

Phil, you need help for your diabetes and AIDS. I know you read this forum, so please, get help.

 

[blackie toy]

I was thinking cancer. It could be cancaids though.

 

[Hyperion]

I certainly hope so. After all, the US Government created HIV to eliminate degenerates and layabouts like Phillip.

 

[Pikonic]

The probable worms don't help either.

Isabel sweetie, if you're reading this don't eat from the trash, you might get worms.

 

[CatParty]

AIDS and diabetes. The future is bleak for our >200lbs hero

I think I also saw signs of scurvy.

 

[Totenkopf]

The probable worms don't help either.

Isabel sweetie, if you're reading this don't eat from the trash, you might get worms.

Imagine the look on the poor Nurse's face when she sees the scan they took of Phil's stomach and intestines and there's more movement than a leech pond.

 

[VLAD]

I think I also saw signs of scurvy.

He's kept his teeth conspicuously out of view in the most recent videos. And a symptom of scurvy is tooth loss. I wouldn't be surprised, given his dumpster-based diet.

 

[CatParty]

Oh wait Phil has confirmed diabetes!
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/diabetes/in-depth/diabetes-symptoms/art-20044248

Weight loss

Weight fluctuations also fall under the umbrella of possible diabetes signs and symptoms. When you lose sugar through frequent urination, you also lose calories. At the same time, diabetes may keep the sugar from your food from reaching your cells — leading to constant hunger. The combined effect is potentially rapid weight loss, especially if you have type 1 diabetes.

 

[Pikonic]

List of Phil's problems (I will update daily-ish)

AIDS
DIABETES
CANCER
SCURVY
WORMS (unknown if worms have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)
FLESH EATING BACTERIA/MRSA (unknown if bacteria have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)
AUTISM (unknown if worms and bacteria are autistic as well)
MAD COW

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Must be the flesh eating bacteria eating all his fat.

 

[Gunslinger]

List of Phil's problems (I will update daily-ish)

AIDS
DIABETES
CANCER
SCURVY
WORMS (unknown if worms have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)
FLESH EATING BACTERIA (unknown if bacteria have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)

You forgot the Autism, silly!

 

[Pikonic]

You forgot the Autism, silly!

Added

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil's got gay aids. Lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil can't get cancer because he is cancer, but maybe he's losing weight because the AIDS and ebola and MRSA is eating the cancer.

 

[blackie toy]

Phil can't get cancer because he is cancer, but maybe he's losing weight because the AIDS and ebola and MRSA is eating the cancer.

If cancer could get cancer, could Phil's tumors be used as a cancer remedy?

And if so, would the autism such a treatment would surely cause be worth it in the end?

 

[WireSponge]

Phil

weight loss

Please, if it wasn't for the AIDS he would be as big as

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil is going to keep a lot of starving rats well fed this winter; though it will sadly usher in the second Black Plague due to his toxic, disease riddled blood contaminating those poor little rats.

 

[OtterParty]

The first symptom of [Bovine spongiform encephelopathy / new variant Creutzfeld-Jacob disease] is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes, and hallucinations. Other frequently occurring features include anxiety, depression, paranoia, obsessive-compulsive symptoms, and psychosis. This is accompanied by physical problems such as speech impairment, jerky movements (myoclonus), balance and coordination dysfunction (ataxia), changes in gait, rigid posture, and seizures. The duration of the disease varies greatly, but sporadic (non-inherited) CJD can be fatal within months or even weeks. In some people, the symptoms can continue for years. In most patients, these symptoms are followed by involuntary movements and the appearance of an atypical diagnostic electroencephalogram tracing. Most victims die six months after initial symptoms appear, often of pneumonia due to impaired coughing reflexes. About 15% of patients survive for two or more years. Some patients have been known to live 4–5 years with mostly psychological symptoms until the disease progresses causing more physical symptoms leading to a diagnosis and inevitable death usually within the first year of diagnosis.

The symptoms of CJD are caused by the progressive death of the brain's nerve cells, which is associated with the build-up of abnormal prion proteins forming amyloids. When brain tissue from a CJD patient is examined under a microscope, many tiny holes can be seen where whole areas of nerve cells have died. The word "spongiform" in "transmissible spongiform encephalopathies" refers to the sponge-like appearance of the brain tissue.

 

[Ravenor]

Phil is going to keep a lot of starving rats well fed this winter; though it will sadly usher in the second Black Plague due to his toxic, disease riddled blood contaminating those poor little rats.

You know the beginning of 28 day's later? They had to get the rage virus from someplace.

 

[Optimus Prime]

List of Phil's problems (I will update daily-ish)

AIDS
DIABETES
CANCER
SCURVY
WORMS (unknown if worms have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)
FLESH EATING BACTERIA (unknown if bacteria have diabetes/AIDS/scurvy/cancer themselves)
AUTISM (unknown if worms and bacteria are autistic as well)

I'm reminded of a CSI episode I saw a long, long time ago where some jackass boxer apparently could have been killed in any number of ways (getting a throat puncture from an arrow, swollen throat from shellfish allergy, numerous signs of blunt force trauma, etc.) but ultimately what did him in was accidental drowning despite having survived more people trying to kill him than Rasputin.

Phil can't get cancer because he is cancer, but maybe he's losing weight because the AIDS and ebola and MRSA is eating the cancer.

So basically Phil has become a living pitri dish of canabalistic viruses.

That's disturbingly intriguing.

If cancer could get cancer, could Phil's tumors be used as a cancer remedy?

And if so, would the autism such a treatment would surely cause be worth it in the end?

I think the "cure" would be worse than the sickness if it came down to needing Phil parts to cure cancer.

Phil is going to keep a lot of starving rats well fed this winter; though it will sadly usher in the second Black Plague due to his toxic, disease riddled blood contaminating those poor little rats.

Nah, it'll be something worse: a new breed of rats that are translatinx, are into bondage, wear little shitty leather jackets everywhere they go, don't bathe (even rats sometimes clean themselves, right?), and worst of all: start shitting all over the local holocaust monuments while praising Chairman Mao.

It'll be like a retarded communist version of The Secret of NIMPH.