FIGGIN [9-23-16] Phil thinks he deserves things - The ball lie returns

Twrx

Obergruppenführer Green Bird
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The move in date has now changed to the 7th. First time I've seen him mention gamegate in a while.
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Ravenor

Purge.
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Right is it just me or does it feel like this was delived Xochi style but he just forgot the cross?

Also we have more than nailed down every single one of his lie's in the past and have done so with a 99.9% success rate, even now he's letting details slip that this is a figment of his imagination or a gross overstatement of what's actually happening.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Words cannot describe.
I really hope this does not turn into "I deserve love" with Phil on a boyfriend search ending with Phil inappropriately touching something and then pooping himself.
The only thing Phil has and earned and what he truly deserves is a lifetime subscription to a room in the highest security loony facility in the world.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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It looks pretty rough living on the streets there.

I'm guessing his "I don't know if I'm ready for this" comments are going to provide him with an out when the date rolls around. He'll claim it was too much pressure and his headmates wouldn't let him or something.
 

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