FIGGIN [9-23-16] The housing lie didn't get enough ass pats -

[Twrx]

Does anyone get the clapping hands or is it a meme that Phil is using that's out of date?

 

[obliviousbeard]

So,
1) Make lie about getting housing
2) Nobody gives a fuck because you're toxic as fuck
3) it's Friday

 

[MMX]

The land lord class
Fuck me phil why not go full blown feudal and call them the landed gentry

 

[Motherboard]

NO

ONE

LIKES

YOU

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

WE

DONT

GIVE

TWO

FLYING

FUCKS

 

[Null]

pfffhahahaha

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

So even if his new lie were true how long until he gets evicted?

 

[IV 445]

landlords are Phil's manaJERKS

 

[MMX]

So even if his new lie were true how long until he gets evicted?

Whats the smallest measurement of time ?

Honestly i give it two months
Fucks up his rent month one
Evicted month two

 

[Motherboard]

So even if his new lie were true how long until he gets evicted?

I give it about a month. Depends how generous the place is.

Either way, his ass is gonna be on the street in the winter.

 

[Tonebender]

I love how long it probably took him to insert the clap emojis.

edit: "Healthy food" haaaaaa

 

[Motherboard]

I love how long it probably took him to insert the clap emojis.

I wonder how many times his sausage fingers ended up hitting the wrong emojis.

 

[Karen Riley]

God it's almost impossible to read what he's saying with all those stupid clapping emojis. It seems like the kind of thing that teenage girls on Facebook and Tumblr love to use so of course it's something that Phil would chose to adopt, even if it makes him seem like even more of an idiot than usual.

It's funny that because he didn't get enough people caring that he was happy with the move, that now he's turned it into this situation that is worse for him in the long term. God forbid anyone on his friends list thinks that he's taking a step towards being independent and happy with himself even for a few hours.

 

[r00]

what the fuck is the "landlord class"? Isnt he basically going to be living in sheltered accommodation for the mentally ill? he is talking like he is under the yoke of a feudal land owner.

He hasnt even moved in, and he already has the excuses for his inevitable eviction primed and ready to go. This is going to be great.

 

[Motherboard]

God it's almost impossible to read what he's saying with all those stupid clapping emojis. It seems like the kind of thing that teenage girls on Facebook and Tumblr love to use so of course it's something that Phil would chose to adopt, even if it makes him seem like even more of an idiot than usual.

It's apparently called the "ratchet clap".

"The Clap Emoji is an ideogram depicting two hands clapping which is often used online to depict the “ratchet clap,” the practice of clapping one’s hands between words to add emphasis in a condescending manner."

In other words, it's completely retarded.

what the fuck is the "landlord class"? Isnt he basically going to be living in sheltered accommodation for the mentally ill? he is talking like he is under the yoke of a feudal land owner.

Asspats and more reason to bitch about capitalism. If Phil isn't oppressed, he isn't happy.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

what

is

writing

like

this

supposed

to

signify?

 

[r00]

what

is

writing

like

this

supposed

to

signify?

I can only imagine that it is some kind of sassy BLM style protest song

 

[Motherboard]

what

is

writing

like

this

supposed

to

signify?

"The Clap Emoji is an ideogram depicting two hands clapping which is often used online to depict the “ratchet clap,” the practice of clapping one’s hands between words to add emphasis in a condescending manner."

 

[Smutley]

It's funny that because he didn't get enough people caring that he was happy with the move, that now he's turned it into this situation that is worse for him in the long term. God forbid anyone on his friends list thinks that he's taking a step towards being independent and happy with himself even for a few hours.

This is the most asspats he's received on a status in over a year. It includes every single big name retard asspatter he's accumulated, including returning friends Kayl Bourgault, Daniel "Shortround" Hong, Vivian Elliott, and Geriatric Whore Lilith Magdalene.

Haha, nice retcon idiot.

 

[Motherboard]

This is the most asspats he's received on a status in over a year. It includes every single big name exceptional individual asspatter he's accumulated, including returning friends Kayl Bourgault, Daniel "Shortround" Hong, Vivian Elliott, and Geriatric Whore Lilith Magdalene.
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Haha, nice retcon idiot.
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Jesus, why does he keep on shutting down people happy for him? No one likes a negative nancy.