9/25/2019 - Cooking with Tommie Jayne: Walnut Black Bean Veggie Burgers - Cooking With The Toots

Maltninja

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From 1st September.
you are blindered by your own biased bullshit and completely incompetent remote diagnosis of my mental and physical health. my diet is very high in raw fruits and vegetables, nowhere near all of it coming from the trash. i just bought 8 pounds of walnuts i'm using in smoothies and meat substitutes.


Chef Toots loves her nuts. I wonder if these burgers are part of the 8lb batch? How long do walnuts keep for?
 
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Between the nasty cooking, the dumpster diving, and how goddamn dirty his living environment is, Tommy is like a terrifying trooned out version of Oscar the Grouch. Just imagine him slowly rising up from a trash can to ramble on to Big Bird about all the "nutrients" that people throw out.
 

Tragi-Chan

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What the fuck is it with lolcows and fucking up hamburgers? We need to do a taste test between tooter's hippieburger and kengels boiled islamburger
I don’t even understand how you fuck a hamburger up. It must be one of the easiest things to cook. I’d say it’s almost harder to make a bad one than a good one.

Mind you, there were lots of things I thought no one could fuck up before I joined this forum.
 

Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD

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Nuts contain a lot of oil. They can go rancid real quick in heat but you can keep 'em in a container at room temperature for about a month.
Depends on the nut, but yeah, walnuts tend to go rancid and bitter fairly fast if not stored correctly (and I have a strange feeling Ol' Tommy hasn't stored them correctly).

If I ever have walnuts that taste a bit sour, I just put them in the blender and use mix them in my bird food in the garden.

Most other nuts last a lot longer though, especially if they are blanched and salted like peanuts or cashews.
 
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Depends on the nut, but yeah, walnuts tend to go rancid and bitter fairly fast if not stored correctly (and I have a strange feeling Ol' Tommy hasn't stored them correctly).

If I ever have walnuts that taste a bit sour, I just put them in the blender and use mix them in my bird food in the garden.

Most other nuts last a lot longer though, especially if they are blanched and salted like peanuts or cashews.

I'm honestly not sure Tom could tell good food from spoiled food. He claims to only have gotten food poisoning once back when Wendy's had salad bars, but he's complained numerous times over the years of having stomach problems that most normies would link to eating bad food. I can't imagine what lurks in the unsanitary conditions in Tom's apartment. Remember, this place was clean when he moved in like 6 months ago. You've seen how nasty the counter is and see him smashing cockroaches while cooking. You know that there is fecal matter from cockroaches and vermin all in his food.
 

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What’s the point of making vegetarian burgers when you’re gonna add Worcestershire sauce, which is made from fermented fish? And it’s not even a vegan “worcester” sauce. Looks like the original L&P.
TommyLogic (TM) at work.
 

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It actually doesn't SOUND bad, but knowing Tommy he's turned all the ingredients into garbage, which is where they came from anyway.
 

14YearOldLoliGirl

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Hmm Tom's Walnut Black Bean Veggie Burgers™ might be a contender to the throne of worst burger next to Jack Scalfani's exploding raw ground beef burgers.

They should have a cook off.


One will dumpster dive for all his ingredients with his stomach cockroaches being able to digest and resist almost every type of bin bacteria, the other will battle the torrents of blood (It's flavour!) pouring forth from his 'cooked' concoction, and the potential of another stroke and/or heart attack.

...Mayonnaise may be used.
 

Plasmapheresis

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Hmm Tom's Walnut Black Bean Veggie Burgers™ might be a contender to the throne of worst burger next to Jack Scalfani's exploding raw ground beef burgers.

They should have a cook off.


One will dumpster dive for all his ingredients with his stomach cockroaches being able to digest and resist almost every type of bin bacteria, the other will battle the torrents of blood (It's flavour!) pouring forth from his 'cooked' concoction, and the potential of another stroke and/or heart attack.

...Mayonnaise may be used.
You think jack could get the win with his special sauces™?

 
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MasterDisaster

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Jack uses his disgusting sauces while Tommys ingredients are all making their own 'gravy'. Seems fair.

It'd all come down to presentation, really. Jack either over/under cooks everything and Tommy has a filthy fucking kitchen where he relies on spices because his tastebuds are shot to shit.
I'd put my money on Jack because he'd at the least try to plate it up nice.
 

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