9/25 - Chris Answers Imaginary Prayers in CWCville -

[Done]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1044660376833593344

He's literally digging mental holes and filling them up again. It's the very epitome of menial busywork in an autist's hugbox and kinda reminds me of Phil's constant revisions to Australatina.

Is Chris getting stressed over the new lawsuit?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

He probably caught syphilis from that hooker and it's finally spread to his brain.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Nice to see Chris rolling up his sleeves, taking initiative and facing the real problems in his life.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I've never known anyone that brags so much about his brain not functioning properly as much as Chris does.
He really loves talking about how much energy it takes him to think.

 

[GS 281]

@Mister Thomas Jay Wasserberg has some rocks to sell him

 

[Jetman]

This Bruce Almighty reboot sucks.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

When was the last time Chris was evaluated? I mean, he is clearly broke off from reality. I can't imagine any professional seeing him as competent.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I’ve listened and helped a married couple with a daughter who were on break from each other. Love Wins.

His ramblings are very much the delusions of a megalomaniac trying to become a hybrid of Dr. Phil and God
..but God first.

The abscence of working mind and imagination are astounding. He doesn't tell you how he helped that imaginary couple, he's just telling you that he helped them...and that's it.

@Mister Thomas Jay Wasserberg has some rocks to sell him

Spooning with Barb and Patty's remains will be payment enough! No haggle!

 

[johnny5150]

Does this make Chris cwcville's godbear?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

The internet is forever Chris is going to get marked as incompetent. I blame Jessica Quinn.

 

[zap2theextreme]

When was the last time Chris was evaluated? I mean, he is clearly broke off from reality. I can't imagine any professional seeing him as competent.

He's reached Mark David Chapman levels of delusion. He's literally believing himself to be a God ruling over little imaginary people. He's gonna assassinate that MLP voice actress so he can poof out of existence and become one within the ink of his Sonichu comic.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I know he consider himself a god among his cretions and within the limits of CWCville but praying to a god you can run into while shopping in the mall? Sounds a bit... I don't know... surreal? weird? tarded?

In any case: ...

 

[The Last Stand]

Are there psychiatrists in Cwcville?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I wonder how many ebay orders he could have shitted out (/up) in the time it took him to tend to his Prayer Request Box..

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

So when are you giving me my boyfriend-free sweetheart Chris ?

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Dear Me, it's another version of you in the land I made up, Why are you making me suffer? Amen.

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Been praying Chris's gay away... still unanswered.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if his religion has priests, who touch young koopa troopas?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The great amount of energy in his body. He can shit himself and do nothing 24/7.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I wonder if Chris could get any government benefits for being insane?
A bigger tugboat? Meals on wheels eligibility?
Chris should really consider telling his psychiatrists about everything and get his mentally insane badge already so that he could receive those sweet, sweet benefits.