FIGGIN [9-27-16] Just last week he was begging for money - Now he can afford this?

[Twrx]

He was begging for money for a hotel room and to pay his cell phone bill, but he can afford a piercing?

 

[Randy Lahey]

that's greasy



edit: lol now he's allergic to water

 

[AA 102]

begging for money for a hotel room and to pay his cell phone bill, but he can afford a piercing?

Well people aren't going to donate money if he says he's going to waste it.

 

[LD 3187]

Please God, don't let Phil post pictures of it.

 

[Twrx]

Please God, don't let Phil post pictures of it.

I'm sure he will. He'll either do it to farm ass pats, or to prove that he did it.

 

[Smutley]

Hahaha nigga doesn't bath, or wipe himself, or wear underwear, or change clothes, and he's going to get a prince albert piercing.

Maybe gangrene will do for him what doctors won't.

 

[Darndirty]

Why can't he just say hey its gonna be really cold and wet and I would really love to not sleep outside in the storm. I'll never understand the need to pile lie after lie, he probably can't even keep them straight anymore, hell he's Probably lied so much about certain things he actually believes them. And the poor person that would have to Pierce his gross Junk deserves a medal.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wonder how someone has such a distorted sense of priorities

Please God, don't let Phil post pictures of it.

Without paying there's no data plan to send the pics

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Did her seriously just use "girldick" unironically?

Also, any comment that unironically needs to be prefaced by "Content Note - Genital Piercing" is not a comment anybody should read.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Phil confirmed as gremlin.

 

[Ruin]

Does he even have enough tissue for a piercing? The last dick pick he posted showed his cock was less than an inch long at a semi chub.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Aww yeah, can't wait for this!

 

[Smutley]

Why can't he just say hey its gonna be really cold and wet and I would really love to not sleep outside in the storm. I'll never understand the need to pile lie after lie, he probably can't even keep them straight anymore, hell he's Probably lied so much about certain things he actually believes them. And the poor person that would have to Pierce his gross Junk deserves a medal.

That's pretty common of the pathological liar. Phil has nothing in his life, and he has to fabricate everything if he wants people to pity and reward him. After years of this there is no way he can keep any it straight, and before us he never bothered to try.

He thinks he's slick as goose shit and he's fleecing everyone, but even his idiot asspatters are starting to catch wise. It's only the new ones and Robin who seem to be encouraging him financially.

 

[Argonian Scum]

For all we know he's "getting a piercing" just like he "got an orchiectomy." I'd wait until the inevitable dick pic.

 

[MMX]

For the last time.
There is no such thing as girl dick or mangina.

But please phil, torture yourself and leave yourself open to infection

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe he'll just get a tattoo of a piercing.

Poor Sonju.

 

[Tonebender]

Who has the odds on his "piercing" getting caught on his zipper?

edit:

Phil confirmed as gremlin.

Spoiler: trans latinx gremlin

 

[HickoryDickory]

Maybe he'll just get a tattoo of a piercing.

Poor Sonju.

It certainly would last longer.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Is he trying to one-up Chris again?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

one-up Chris again

Has he ever stopped trying to one-up CWC?