FIGGIN 9-27-19 Phil Phreatens the Parms - Lol ok

The Littlest Shitlord

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The store was out of the bread I like, probably as a result of a hex by Phil’s reality-warping friend.
Don't you listen to the word of the Reverend Dr. Robert L. McKim, Sr.? That is a sign that The End Times are upon us. First it was Reverend McKim's favorite brand of cheap bacon, now it's your bread. Clearly there is no time to waste, and you need to prepare for the coming Tribulation by buying dried food buckets from Jim Bakker and giving your money to Reverend McKim to pay for his expensive digital cable package. Getting right with God's Chosen Prophet will mean that you will be saved!
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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HAY PHIL! IT'S FRIDAY IN A FEW MORE HOURSE!

I EXPECT DECISIVE REVOLUTIONARY ACTION, 1960s STYLE!!

COME AND OCCUPY OUR OFFICES!! TAKE ALL OUR FILING CABINETS OF CAREFULLY AMASSED NOTES ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CADRE OF ANHTEEFUFAA SHUPER SOJJERS AND SET THEM AFIRE WITH YOUR FINELY HONED PYROMANIA SKIL-

oh why the fuck I am I even bothering with this shit. That he won't follow through on ANY of his threats is such an obvious fact that mocking it dosen't even have any savour to it any more.
 
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