I can see the grease from here, and smell it too.
FIGGIN 9-27-19 Phil Phreatens the Parms - Lol ok
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He's perfect for our boy.
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Phil may have found the perfect partner. We may be in trouble against 141 IQ.
Wow...not only does this fine young lady have a genius IQ, but she's also rocking an absolutely fabulous beard! And we all know that only the finest, sexiest womyn have beards. What a catch!
Having a high IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't do anything with it. And obviously this neckbeard tranny is doing sweet fuck-all with his brain by sitting around mommy's house all day. And you've got to love how he passes the buck about being a lazy turd by blaming his parents for calling him smart while growing up. "Its not my fault I'm a worthless slug! It's my parents for telling me I was a smarty pants! Don't blame me for being a jobless loser. In fact, we shouldn't call ANYONE a genius! It's not only an outmoded word, it's also racist!" I don't think this guy is nearly as smart as he thinks. For example: he says he's female when he has a beard.
Phil is wheeling out his dollar store halloween witch hat to prove his pagan cred and impress this fair maiden as we speak
Ah. Two beautiful women finding love, what a happy lesbian romance story. Shame it's the pantomime version where all the females are played by obvious men in ridiculous dresses and makeup.
Can't wait for this faggot to post about how he's hexing us with "angelic magic".
OT: What type of "angelic magic"? Is he meaning that neo-pagan, guardian angel bullshit? Some hokey off-shoot of christian, catholicism, and new-age b.s.? Enochian magic? My money is on the second one.
The type that turns a man into a woman and is guaranteed to get Trump impeached.
Wow. He is so right. Its basically like the length of my cock, you know with 12 inch they say I could have sex with any women. Dudes I can, but the pressure...
Seriously, this will be fun. He looks greasy and hairy, but Phil does too. Its xmas already!!!
Seriously, this will be fun. He looks greasy and hairy, but Phil does too. Its xmas already!!!
Thank you, Phil, for bestowing yet another gift upon us.
He's so sweaty looking it actually makes me feel kinda sick. He looks like he just got out of the pit at a Cannibal Corpse show, right down to the patchy child-molester beard and the long greasy hair.
Remember, these are the people who can get you fired if you dare to suggest they aren't the height of graceful femininity.
The anonymity of the internet is truly a blessing for people like Phil and his buddy the Magical Beard Tranny. It allows them to claim whatever bullshit they want and, so long as they have the wherewithal to keep their face (and the truth) hidden, no one can call them on it. Things like "I'm a sexy young woman" or "I'm a badass high-ranking super soldier". Luckily for us Phil and the Bearded Tranny Witch are not only stupid, but they're also attention whores, so we can laugh when they poke holes in their own bullshit claims simply by being clueless attention whores.
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though they wasted it and now we all know he is a fat rambling manchild
Mrs. Phil looks like a very pale tamarin.
I'm not sure what I expected 'Haley' to look like, but it definitely wasn't that.
The name Haley brings to mind some young, cute but dumb girl. Like some cheerleader type teen or something. Not some overweight, greasy, sweaty, basement-dwelling, twentysomething neckbeard who pretends to be a girl on social media.
I hope Phil gets Haley to magically attack KF for him. Can our servers survive an astral tempest?
Wouldn't be the first time some tard tried to use magic in an attempt to get rid of us. CWC and Samantha Buttshart to name a couple, but there have been many more.
But this is no ordinary magic! It is Leftist magic!
Somehow the image of a witch living under Stalin or Mao makes me snicker silly.
Was just gonna say, Jesus GodBear CHRIST!! I could take a scraper to that guy's face and hair and come up with enough oil to fry a 10 pound sack of french fries for fuck's sake.
Not to mention the rest of the greasy unwashed weeb's carcass, I can smell the catass through the screen.
I bet if 2 Kiwis ran across Phil and Haley and "shit kicked off", this is what it would look like.
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