9/30/2015 - Phil Rises From The Dead 1 Pound Lighter Than Before -

[Football Meatlong]

K

 

[Null]

I guess he did cut his dick off after all.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Friend count holding at 552... we'll see if that gets lighter as people react to having their emotions toyed with.

I guess he did cut his dick off after all.

From what I hear there's no way that dick weighs a pound. @tweaker the cat ?

 

[Clown Doll]

I'll believe it....when he shows us a picture of the scale with him standing on it. Geez, Ahuviya, you take so many gross selfies in bondage gear showing us how much you actually weigh shouldn't be so shameful if you weigh even close what you claim.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What a surprise.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

K

Darn we didn't force him to die after all who could have guessed?.

 

[CatParty]

@Null we should keep the funds we raised during his death. he sure doesn't need the money

 

[Football Meatlong]

Apparently, he just gained a friend. What an asshole.

 

[Cuck Norris]

This screenshot is clearly from the impostor Isabel account. This is so disrespectful of the dead. Translatinx are people too, you know!

 

[Null]

@Null we should keep the funds we raised during his death. he sure doesn't need the money

All book money is going into my cis 401k that's managed by my Jewish accountant.

 

[melty]

I guess all the stress of pretending to kill himself again made him lose 3 lbs? He was 202 before.

 

[BuckMatic]

I guess he did cut his dick off after all.

Back from the dead and cut his dick off? Tom SAWyer. Hrm, I apologize.

 

[CatParty]

 

[chimpburgers]

Damn it Phil. You're supposed to be dead. Is this some ghost posting for him? Lol.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

So that beautiful memorial service we held was for nothing!? Outrageous!

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Jajajajajajajajaja Isaphil, sigues vivx sigues tontx y sigues gordx putx.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Maybe the coroner hacked Phil's Facebook to tell people his weight at the time of death.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Does this count as autism?

 

[kobebyarlant]

Do not, my friends, be tempted by the false spud. We must await the return of the true tuber.

 

[Smutley]

Phil's ghost is so fat even a priest couldn't exorcise him.