[9-5-16] Please give me asspats - Not a single like in 10 hours

[Twrx]

 

[StoicMoose]

Good thing he got that useless nose piercing, I bet that material gain really helped him feel better about himself and his place in the grand scheme of things. Maybe he should get another tattoo to show off to people if he's still feeling glum.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If it's the Shiraz talking, he needs to down another 10 bottles of it immediately.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

His lies are conflicting. How can he not afford to pay for his shed while being able to afford new piercings and wine? And use your balls, Phil. Stop buying wine and get some cheap tequila, get drunk like a real mexican.

 

[Sandwichu]

How long we will have to wait until Taters does something in desperation for asspats besides posting in facebook? I don't mean to actually try to kill himself, but to go nuts and run around naked shouting "Fuck cissies! Reeee!".

 

[VortekPMD]

Shiraz doesn't make you suicidal. And shiraz never goes well with potatoes.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Phil has the right idea at least. He knows that death is the only way he'll ever get any genuine sympathy. But not from us, probably.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil rarely have you and I wanted the same thing.

 

[Lysistrata]

Any poor suckers given him the asspats he desires yet?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So while everyone else is enjoying a labor bbq with friends and family, taters here is getting drunk on some ass patters sofa and cry typing.

 

[AnOminous]

So while everyone else is enjoying a labor bbq with friends and family, taters here is getting drunk on some ass patters sofa and cry typing.

He probably has some reason for hating Labor Day. Like the word "Labor."

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Goddamn Phil is such an emotional rollercoaster. Going from his ALL CAPS "CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" shit to suicide baiting in less than 24 hours?!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Oh no, drinking alcohol! How edgy! Next up, the 'bravely battling alcoholism because of my abuse' episode.

Do a flip, Phil.

 

[DragoonSierra]

He probably has some reason for hating Labor Day. Like the word "Labor."

Sonju taking the day off.

 

[LD 3187]

He should just call the Trans Lifeline, they would love to help a translatin woman like him :^)

 

[Bassomatic]

Out of all the lies the oddest is drinking shriaz.

I expect in a few hours ass pat less he will try to shame his buddies and ask for money too.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Poor lonely Phil, lol. How many people does he have on his friends list? I bet he is regretting starting a new account to purge out the Kiwis (wasn't it dusty that suggested it?).

I hate his sense of money entitlement and lack of what a priority is. It's so frustrating, but seeing his asspats dropping like flies and his visible anxiety of how alone he really is makes me feel better.

 

[Rou]

Out of all the lies the oddest is drinking shriaz.

I expect in a few hours ass pat less he will try to shame his buddies and ask for money too.

He still has buddies?

 

[Twrx]

Poor lonely Phil, lol. How many people does he have on his friends list? I bet he is regretting starting a new account to purge out the Kiwis (wasn't it dusty that suggested it?).

I hate his sense of money entitlement and lack of what a priority is. It's so frustrating, but seeing his asspats dropping like flies and his visible anxiety of how alone he really is makes me feel better.

He's at 197.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Won't happen suicide is like anything else in Phil's life work, and as with anything in Phil's life he'd half ass it.