9/9 Patreon - Page Update w/ Night Star - Country/Pop + Techno = Fail

[LadyMayhem]

Who wants to hear a "PMV" that's country-pop/techno?

 

[Wraith]

A song against hatred... EID, PMURT, EID?! I need to know this.

 

[Geoffrey Chaucer]

Country-pop and techno? How about...

 

[Gunslinger]

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Who wants to hear a "PMV" that's country-pop/techno?

Does Chris really think this is going to happen? It seems like he's still fantasizing about all the voice actresses being his friends and making his dream of a cartoon of Sonichu, and Nightstar apparently, come true. Maybe the Jessica thing is meant to make him look less creepy like @Marvin suggested.

 

[_blank_]

I dunno, an electro-country song sung by cartoon ponies...? Pretty sure that will do nothing but BUT create hate.

Unless you're Cotton Eye Joe. And you, sir, are no Cotton Eye Joe.
EDIT: GAWDEMMIT GEOFFREY.

Does Chris really think this is going to happen? It seems like he's still fantasizing about all the voice actresses being his friends and making his dream of a cartoon of Sonichu, and Nightstar apparently, come true. Maybe the Jessica thing is meant to make him look less creepy like @Marvin suggested.

It's probably in the same vein how he was certain Sega and Nintendo was going to make a Sonichu game because he gave them so much tugboat money.

 

[Rupin]

Do you think his "sweetheart" will go to that festival with him?

 

[Ray Streip]

Oh for fuck's sake, I knew that Night Star would pop up in his comic eventually but how many different Mary Sue mouthpieces does a motherfucker need?

 

[Pablo]

Now that Chris has let forth his command, every Brony with a copy of Abelton is collaborating on this techno/country masterpiece.

 

[Nigonidas]

Damn I was hoping that page number covering eraser cat would be there so that I could further log the descent into filth.

 

[8waifoofever8]

Oh for fuck's sake, I knew that Night Star would pop up in his comic eventually but how many different Mary Sue mouthpieces does a motherfucker need?

At least 7976858467456345352313121212121009887654534535435435436547658769857464522313121212132435658687989808080 or more.

 

[LadyMayhem]

Country-pop and techno? How about...

Small power leveling here... I used to drive through West VA on Saturday nights and there was this country station who exclusively played countrypoptechno, and they were the only station available in the mountain roads I had to take. The genre is fucking horrible and adding Chris and pony vocalists to the mix is unlikely to help the subject.

It's so weird how Chris's mind works and how "creativity" for him is just mashing a bunch of things he likes together and thinking that makes it good. Particularly since you can take an existing thing that's good and make original changes to it and come out with an end product that's worthwhile. There just isn't any creativity present in what he's doing at all, everything is sourced from something else.

 

[m0rnutz]

Country techno?

Are we talking Tonto Jump on It, or Cotton Eye Joe?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

PMV? Isn't that a porn music video? Or have I got the wrong idea altogether?

(I sincerely hope the latter. Chris gyrating around and attempting striptease to "Boys Boys Boys, I'm looking for a good time" is horrifying beyond belief.)

 

[CWCchange]

Is this still supposed to be a comic, or fan fiction written by a twelve-year-old?

 

[Bandit Keith]

What is PMV?

Sounds like something you need to be vaccinated against.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Is this still supposed to be a comic, or fan fiction written by a twelve-year-old?

Escapism for a 7 year old with intelligence issues.

 

[Got2Hands]

I find myself hating Night Star exponentially more every time she says anything.

 

[Gunslinger]

Apparently PMV means 'picture music video' which is a bunch of still shots with music playing in the background. I was thinking it might mean 'pony music video'.

Edit: Christ. Apparently it can stand for pony music video--that's probably what Chris meant.

 

[LocalFireDept]

You're telling me Chris was Night Star the whole time!?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I never thought Chris would give us a more obnoxious character than Bananasaur.

Then he gave us Roberta Sonichu.

And now we have Night Star.