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Surgery [9 June 18] Rotten snatch photo, 2 weeks post-opViewer discretion!

Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by Positron, Jun 9, 2018.

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  1. Oh that’s interesting, obv here it’s the NHS so everyone’s just has access to it if they need to. I doubt Phil has one coming in, that wound don’t look right at all and no nurse would leave it in that state.

    You can get all kinds of shit done at home here, i know people who have had diabetic leg ulcers dressed and cared for just by a nurse at home. Theres no way they would let Phil stay that unclean. But then again, we all thought there’s no way he would get okayed for the op in the first place lmao.
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  2. I'm going to have to do a copious amount of drugs to forget about Phil's vaginal dumpster fire.

    And hopefully kill myself in the process.
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  3. Alternative cover art: [​IMG]
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  4. Yep, just fixed it. Thanks
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  5. Kinda funny how a man who has tried so hard to convince people that sex is a huge part of his identity has had his ability to achieve orgasm surgically removed. It's almost like Phil didn't think this shit out properly, and now will live the rest of his miserable life sexually frustrated.
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  6. Not really, he still has a bumhole
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  7. I'm pretty sure I could've done a better job with my chainsaw then whatever the fuck that doctor did to him.
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  8. Until the necrotic wound fuses into it, sure
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  9. Not entirely, his bellend will have been reconfigured into an ersatz clit.
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  10. Until it falls off from poor wound care.
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  11. I could have done a better job, and I'm not even a real doctor
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  12. Didn't one of ADF's ex-boyfriends stated that the snatch would be "as tight as a virgin's"? Now's his chance!!
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  13. Nah, don't you remember, Phil is asexual now so he doesn't care about orgasms. Hope he's happy with this new gender identity cuz there's no going back now...
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  14. Well, I'm gonna go throw up now. bbl
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  15. Was gonna do it. Pansy ass googled what was in it first. I've made it this far not watching 3 guys 1 hammer and I ain't gonna start today.
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  16. So Phil really went through all of this just to prove something to his trolls, how utterly pathetic.
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  17. I've read that pinworms might migrate to snatches. So very likely.
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  18. But only a tiny piece of glans is used. The majority of the nerves are lost. That means also the orgasms are weaker.

    An actual clitoris is way bigger and has much more nerve endings.
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  19. The only thing that was proven is that Phil is an expert in the industry of idiocy and not thinking things through.
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  20. If anyone is interested, here’s a video of a more “higher end” procedure that yields more realistic results:

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