A Brief History of Grime - Phil's Facebook from 2003-2015 -

[Smutley]

One of my favorite things to do in researching cows is read old posts. You can learn so much about them in how little they've changed, or what events have pushed them in a specific direction. Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici is no exception to this rule. We are left with a very telling time capsule of both awful and familiar behavior.

Facebook's real name policy was a hard blow to Phil. At the time that policy dropped he had three Facebook accounts - one for "Ahuviya Rotem Harel" which was his private account, one for "Chairwoman Ahuviya" for his fake country, and one for "Amaterasu", one of his many "DID" "headmates". Even though Australatina was still in his thoughts and would occasionally get mentioned, Phil would live vicariously through Amaterasu, using his imaginary friend to say the awful things he believed, and fantasize about the awful things he could do.

This series does start slowly - for a number of years, Phil confined himself to tarding about with his cohorts and largely limited himself to DA. But bans both on and offline continued to pile up, and in 2013 Phil discovered the joys of Tumblr. Up until 2014 re-blogs and make believe were most of his content. When Facebook implemented the real name policy, Phil's personal account was banned forever, and in a rage he took over his Amaterasu - all this information was never intended to be tied to Phil, but due to his idiocy nazism and lies are linked indelibly with his name.

I'll be offering up commentary on some of these posts as best I can to explain how events have changed, or how they are oh-so-similar to things that are happening now. So grab a drink and settle in. We've got a long road ahead of us!

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ADF - Part 1

I'm not sure why Phil felt the urge to take a post from 12-2015 and backdate it to 2003, but that's probably because I don't have downs syndrome.

Amaterasu was, in Phil's mind, the perfect person. A F2M tranny from glorious Nippon who did all the things Phil couldn't, or wouldn't. Such as all the fun adventures Amaterasu would go on without him. Mind you, these were all posts from 2012 and 2013 that he went and back-dated.

Now, was this Phil moving, or "Amaterasu" moving?

In the future, Phil will claim he "hates fascists" and "hates nazis", despite years of glorifying and fetishizing them. Notice the swastika on that fabulous animes armband. Oh wait, I'm sorry, this is "Amaterasu" who lives inside of his head that loves Nazi's, Phil totally doesn't.

What a funny joke Little Hitler!

 

[Ravenor]

We really need to put a sticky together covering threads like this,

"The CIS Center for Hoovological Research" - The emo edge of Phil studies

Would any one like me to start the thread?

Edit: Creating the thread now.
Edit the second: The thread is now up.

 

[Smutley]

ADF - Part 2

Nazi-ism was a real obsession of his, and even today he will very occasionally slip up and post something that shows this.

I think Phil's "Canadian Jew" phase was while he was still in college. but that little bit of history lives on in the places Amaterasu vists

Oh, @tweaker the cat...

XDDDDDDD

SIEG HILARIOUS!

Never change, Phil

This may have been one of the first tattoos he received. How life could have turned out differently if he had taken up anything else.

Oh, hitler!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Goddamn

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[first tattoo]

According to @tweaker the cat, the very first tattoo Phil got was a hammer and sickle.

... Phil really thinks commie nazis are real, doesn't he?

 

[Adamska]

Huh, I knew he fetishized the Nazis, but I thought it was due to Hugo Boss' uniforms making them look so dapper that was why. Not that he genuinely got into and supported that shit. Nice find bro.

 

[Smutley]

ADF - Part 3

Time to go tarding about!

SMYRC refers to this place, which I assume is the youth center Phil was eventually booted out of.

Oh man our autistic hero was assaulted by highwaymen when no one gave him attention! Thank god Amaterasu is rushing off to pick up such a delicate flower. I'm also going to start a counter for the number of times people attack Phil. It's going to be a lot.

Wow what a tough guy, I bet this is what caused the "incident" that Phil fabricated.

Was there a point in time where Phil was actually a teetotaler? Because it sounds like "Phil" doesn't drink but Amaterasu would waste money on alcohol.

More nazi fetishism

Oh fucking gross.

... Phil really thinks commie nazis are real, doesn't he?

"Ahuviya Rosa Aruajo: Aww, fuck it. I will be a NaziBol (National Bolshevik)"

In Phil's fantasy world, Amaterasu was a jet setting rich Buddhist F2M Japanese transsexual who sexually owned Phil while pulling duty as a Portland Police Officer. One of his favorite fake games to play on Facebook was "arrest cis people". A lot of people have blocked him, because you're going to see comment chains where he talks to himself.

"I have work on Dec. 31 and Jan. 1. My New Year's - Busy arresting Drunk Cis People"
"...right."

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Times Phil has been attacked: 1

 

[tweaker the cat]

Oof. Yeah, there was a time when I bought into the whole "amaterasu" thing. Well it was less 'buying into it' and more 'tolerating the delusional ramblings of a madman'.

 

[ChameleonBody]

Even if you were buying into it...

"I have work on Dec. 31 and Jan. 1. My New Year's - Busy arresting Drunk Cis People"
"...right."
View attachment 68786

BTFO

 

[Alex Krycek]

Amaterasu being a FtM.
That's extremely insensitive to the Shinto Religion.
You were never Female to begin with and Amaterasu is you, just say Male.
No headmates are real.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Amaterasu was a jet setting rich Buddhist F2M Japanese transsexual who sexually owned Phil while pulling duty as a Portland Police Officer.

If the original Amaterasu had to deal with Phil, she may sorely tempted to retreat back into that cave, and thus depriving the world of sunlight.

 

[introman]

Back in the day, @RWS Watcher and I found out about "amaterasu" thing. It was one of those weird moments when ADF topped himself in insanity. I wish I had the screencaps, but when ADF got kicked out of Occupy Portland -- Amaterasu was there to defend "Ahuviya" from the evil cissies who wanted to kick Ahuviya out.


Edit: I am dumb, and went to the Occupy Portland page. The comments were still up, but they're now by "Ahuviya Rosa Araujo". Here is the achive page of the facebook thread(not a complete capture):
https://archive.md/OFtVw

Imgur Link( File has an obnoxiously high dimension size, 547px × 6,652px ): http://i.imgur.com/K0HNMEL.png

Another Edit: Damn, I really should of taken more time with the original post. Here is Daniel Hong defending Ahuviya Harel:
https://archive.md/jEBbY

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This thread is fantastic and that Occupy post is fucking insane. Having your headmate/"slavemaster" come in to defend you and then crying transphobic abelism when people point it out?! It's like I sometimes start to feel bad for ADF and how fucked his life is but then I read this shit and remember just what a toxic asshole he is.

 

[Smutley]

ADF - Part 4

Now this is an interesting one. Phil has been, for almost an entire month, posting sexy anime Nazis and links to inspiring Nazi music. But he posts a link to trolling Volksfront, which is described as a Portland based skinhead/neo-nazi group. Does he not understand they're the same? Or trying to get ass pats? Because one thing is for certain: he still publicly lusts after them for at least another year.

Michael Caine and Sly Stallone? I'm kind of interested in Victory now.

But that's okay! At least he's back to posting about German might.

And posting sexy nazi animes and Nazi paraphernalia as profile pictures I especially like the deaths head on that officer

Thanks Google Translate!

So get this. In Phil's imaginary world, with his rich and powerful imaginary friend, the one he can control completely, he was still fired for not doing his job right. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Amaterasu is Shinto/Buddhist, which fits nicely with Phil's obsession with the religions at the time. I know this will be surprising but he was banned from at least one temple for being himself, which started his decline towards atheism.

Amaterasu was fired from his job as a cop for rear ending a cop car while driving without a license, but he still works for INTERPOL too. Phil, your fucking headmate worked for the cops how did this jive with any of your anarchocommunist ideals?
*facepalm* indeed

I wonder what "honkey court" was for. Perhaps a name change?

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Times Phil has been attacked: 1

 

[Pillow]

Why the hell was he using the very same account with the very same name for his silly roleplay?

 

[Ravenor]

I wonder what "honkey court" was for. Perhaps a name change?
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/adf-0113201301-png.68888/

I think that was indeed to do with a name change, @tweaker the cat this was around the time you where hanging around with Phil can you shed any light on this?

 

[Smutley]

Why the hell was he using the very same account with the very same name for his silly roleplay?

He wasn't, actually. Facebook banned one of his accounts and not the other, and he had a massive freak out over giving Zuckercis his ID. It happened exactly like his "I'll kill myself if I can't change my name to Isabel" protest and ended just the same. But with his private account locked out completely, he had no choice but to roll himself into the Amaterasu profile. From what I understand Facebook won't let you change your profile URL once it's set, which is why his is still stuck as "Amaterasu.Uber.Allies", a small reminder of his stupid imaginary friend.

 

[RP 520]

Well the whole Nazi fetishism and "National Bolshevik" thing really explains Phil's ideology a lot more. The rotten potato literally wants to see most of the world's population exterminated because he refuses to accept that it's his fault and not everyone elses.

 

[AnOminous]

From what I understand Facebook won't let you change your profile URL once it's set, which is why his is still stuck as "Amaterasu.Uber.Allies", a small reminder of his stupid imaginary friend.

And, for that matter, his flirtation with Nazism.

 

[Adamska]

And, for that matter, his flirtation with Nazism.

Especially since it's all archived.

Phillip Vincent Haskins-Delici will forever be tied to being a wannabe skinhead retarded man.