Operation Tupacalypse A Brief Overview -

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

This post is just going to be a bunch of links to/screenshots from the Tupacalypse megathread/related threads so that Tupacontent is easily available on this site for new gamers to read. The dates may not be correct because I'm going through it pretty quick. I can only put 5 youtube videos per post so hold on, I had to break this thing up a bit.

The Prequel: Tupacalypse Eventually
Situation in Palestine is suspicious, Jace considers investigating

Spoiler: Payment Plan

Spoiler: Off his meds, on the case

Spoiler: Change of plans

Spoiler: Danger situation approaches critical, fundraising

Tupacalypse Now!

Day 1:
It Begins

Spoiler: Debriefing

Spoiler: Runescape on the plane

Spoiler: On The Plane Haterz

Nobody believed what they saw, the Jews were not Jewing and the plane could not possibly exist. But then...

Day 2

Spoiler: Eli Israeli there

Spoiler: Eli learns he can't into Gaza

Spoiler: False flag tactical operations

The false flags did keep Gamerfood and the Kiwis busy, Eli did not go with Birthright and the plane information was intentionally misleading to prevent missile strikes or something. But still there was doubt that Eli had gone at all.

Day 3:

Spoiler: Dicksquad were he live

Spoiler: This informant sucks

Spoiler: Jewslim spotted

 

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Day 3 continued

Spoiler: He knows the Kiwis are watching

Spoiler: Gamerfood base found!

Spoiler: Currency Exchange

Up to this point Eli only had American dollars, which nobody wanted but on the third day he got that sorted out. Of course nobody believed he actually needed to change the currency, after all he was still back home in America rusing us all.



Day 4:

Spoiler: They're on to him! Muslim Danger Situation!

Spoiler: Ah the muslims! They're in my eyes! They're everywhere!

Spoiler: Muslims can't get laid

With all those muslims, certainly he was in Israel, where else could he be? But the Kiwis continued to doubt.



Day 5:

Spoiler: Looking for Clues

Spoiler: No leads, needs weed

Spoiler: Eli doubts the mission

Spoiler: Funding the operation

Jace ordered Eli to infiltrate the gamerfood base, but Eli refused. It was crawling with security and shit. With his Xbox One at risk the mission continued into day 6, and the Kiwis still did not believe.

 

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Day 6:

Spoiler: At home base

Spoiler: Exfiltration Plan

Spoiler: Eli the Super Spy

After a productive day sitting in his room playing Runescape things would take a turn for the dangerous.



Day 7:

Spoiler: Excuse me waiter there's a spy in my soup

Spoiler: Danger situation becomes crucial

After lying low on day 8 Eli finally cracked the code. Still the Kiwis doubted he was in Israel, but we could all agree that Nazis were definitely involved.



Day 9:

Spoiler: Did Nazi this coming

Meanwhile, Jace goes on a secret mission to his own house because his bitch mom kicked him out or something. He discusses Eli's mission a bit.

Spoiler: Jace talks about Eli

Day 10:

Spoiler: Terrorists blow up a building!

Spoiler: Financial difficulties

Spoiler: Results driven

Spoiler: Weapons malfunction

Spoiler: Can't go home

Spoiler: Finish the fight!!!!

 

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Day 13:

Spoiler: To Gaza!

Spoiler: Need gunz plz

Day 14:

Spoiler: No guns :(

Spoiler: Don't need no guns to kill the prime minister

Spoiler: Grocery Store Assassin

Spoiler: Mission Report

It was later revealed that Eli went to like 6 grocery stores to kill the Prime Minister on this wonderful day.



Day 17:

Spoiler: Eli Finishes the Fight

Day 19:

Spoiler: Hacking with Frank

The muslim databases surely contained within them valuable material for the war effort.



Day 20:

Spoiler: Good work but...

Day 21:

Deagledad420 discusses the cyber mission



Day 39:

Spoiler: Love is a battlefield

Transcript of Eli's OK Cupid profile



Day 67:

Meanwhile in America, Jace's MICIS operations (testing McNuggets for Islam Ebola using mice) in Eli's cabin are underway.

Spoiler: MICIS International

Day 91:

Jace gives updates on Eli during a stream, Deagledad sums it up.

Spoiler: Mission nears completion!

Day 92:

Spoiler: Lifeguard of pussy

Spoiler: Beyblade to the grave

Spoiler: Jew Pyramids

Day 93:

Spoiler: On a camel bitches

Day 98:

Spoiler: Looking for Ted and his Bitcoins in Jewrusalem

Day 100:

Spoiler: Rap bunker not yet found, weed "bunker" located

Day 101:

Spoiler: Counterespionage+I got an AK

 

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Day 102:

Spoiler: Eli uncovers the conspiracy

Day 111:

Spoiler: White Machiavelli and Eli puts STD back in stud

From this call between Jace and Null
4:30-6:16

Transcription by Joe Middleton

Jace: I'm going to live in Eli's cottage!
Null: Oh.
Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).
Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?
Jace: (Pause) No.
Null: You should probably tell him first.
Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the \M/ETAL Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First \M/ETAL gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.

Day 114:

Spoiler: Level 99 farming

Day 115:

Spoiler: Secret Mission, Mom doesn't need to know

Tupacalypse Then: Eli Returns to America

Day 116

Spoiler: Tweeting/Vlogging at the airport

Meanwhile, Tyce launches his assault on Eli's weed shack (see MICIS).

Spoiler: Still Waiting Here Guys

Day 117

Spoiler: Where the fuck is Eli?

Spoiler: Gone Home

Spoiler: Negotiations in the shack

Day 118

Spoiler: Eli sums up the past few days, his parents threaten to sue Jace for property damage

Day 119

Spoiler: Give the dog his Xbone

Day 121:
Today's Emergency Stream exposes some Tupacalypse info

Spoiler: Whistleblown Content

-Tyce set up Tupacalypse to "frick" Eli over
-Jace refers to Eli as a war here that just returned from a mission
-Eli displayed the most courage Jace ever saw in a stoner
- Eli was close in our hearts, and minds, such as, on the site, close dude, whispering never give up
- Jace sends secret messages to Eli on his mom's phone when he's not looking, deletes texts and uses twitter with it
- Mice are still in the cottage. Eli tried luring them with cheese and old school mouse traps, walks around barefoot and stepped on the mouse traps because he's a genius
- Jace states that Tupacalypse was a failure from the start, it must have been Tyce's fault because Jace doesn't make mistakes like that, rookies make mistakes like that
- Meeting at the streets of McDonalds with Tyce, Tyce made a bargain to protect his lifestyle.
- Nothing illegal involved in this story, hypothetical/theoretical situation
- Tyce came up with the plan to send Eli into Palestine to kill Eli so they could hypothetically grow hypothetical weed in the actual cottage. Tyce decided to send Eli in unarmed, crossbow was fake. Failed tactical decisions were to intentionally kill Eli to use his cottage indefinitely. Tyce insisted on finishing the fight.
- Tyce planned on taking all the money, walking away and blaming Jace
- Evidence begins at 33:44 (Thanks CIADude420)
- Tyce says you can't go to the Middle East without money, weed would get money, pay for the trip, investigations can begin
- Jace can pick any location, grow it any way he wants, Tyce can sell it, Jace can go to the Middle East
- Tyce has to sell it because Caleb's parents would find out, and Eli doesn't have experience
- Jace "Eli will do anything I tell him to, you know that"
- Tyce "So he can go on missions with you, I've been selling weed forever and my dad can bail me out."
- Eli doesn't like this plan [ambient stoner noises intensify]
- Jace offers Tyce 25%, Tyce asks for 30%
- George W. Kush strain, Kyle's helping, already being grown
- This is all hypothetical, cops don't have to know
- Jace asks about potential "Iraq mission," Tyce didn't know at this time
- Eli's going to be with Tyce to supervise, prevent Tyce from skimming money from the top
- Tyce agrees, end meeting
- Tyce fucked the counter intel
- Eli went to grandfather's farm because they ran out of money
- Eli went hotel to hotel on Deagle Nation salary
- Only way they'd (Eli's parents) find out is if they went by the cottage, they have no reason to do that because they don't want anything to do with Eli
- Tyce stopped the money from flowing, underpaid dealers
- Tyce failed to attend to the hypothetical weed, product suffered
- Tyce failed to supervise mice
- Colby knew Tyce was a moron, Colby is probably gay, definitely an idiot
- Mice started escaping because Tyce started throwing them taped to matchbox cars, left the cages open
- Jace's biggest mistake: Expecting Tyce to do anything except for huffing shit and jacking off in his room
- Eli, Jace and Tyce to meet in the middle of nowhere to "finish the fight" on video. Tyce challenged Jace+Eli to brawl 1v2. Nonlethal melee weapons allowed, Jace going hand to hand. Tyce is a self-proclaimed close combat master from watching a grand number of martial arts movies. Posting it on liveleak, link will be posted on the online. Going down within the next 12 hours.
- Eli's barely allowed to stay in his cottage

Q. Are you still going to hang with Tyce after this?
A. As soon as he pays back the Xbox One, I want nothing to do with him.

 

[dalegribbler]

Good stuff

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Sticky this.

 

[Zekesman]

This is...fascinating. Like "Butthead takes Isreal" but real!

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

This is at once hilarious, pathetic, and insane. What are the odds of Eli causing some international incident?

 

[Konstantinos]

What a bizarre escapade this is. I'm still grappling with the fact that Eli is actually in the Israeli desert, taking in the sights. That Jace managed to finance this without any serious repercussions kind of amazes me.

 

[autism420]

Very curious that we get a new video the day after someone asked Jace on stream about Eli....

 

[DeagleDad420]

Very curious that we get a new video the day after someone asked Jace on stream about Eli....

People have asked Jace about Eli about six thousand times since Tupacalypse began. It happens on literally every stream.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

You might consider locking this thread and the MICIS one to use for updates and let everyone sperg in the other ones.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

This is at once hilarious, pathetic, and insane. What are the odds of Eli causing some international incident?

The Israelis deal with people suffering from delusions all the time, but the afflicted are usually convinced they're biblical figures. Jerusalem Syndrome is fascinating.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

The Israelis deal with people suffering from delusions all the time, but the afflicted are usually convinced they're biblical figures. Jerusalem Syndrome is fascinating.

Yes, I've heard of it. There's also "Stendhal Syndrome", associated with Florence, Italy.

I'd also think that someone convinced he's John the Baptist is a lot less potentially dangerous than someone who's on a "mission" to stalk the Prime Minister and kill terrorists.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Yes, I've heard of it. There's also "Stendhal Syndrome", associated with Florence, Italy.

I'd also think that someone convinced he's John the Baptist is a lot less potentially dangerous than someone who's on a "mission" to stalk the Prime Minister and kill terrorists.

Depends... I'm sure at some point, some schmuck decided he was Joshua and threw some wild swings at a "Caananite" (Read: Palestinian on his way to work). Eli is ill-equipped and incompetent, so he may not be harmless, but he is ineffective.

 

[Xalver]

at least he didn't die...

wait a minute

why the fuck is he playing Runescape while homeless in a potential warzone!

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Thank for this. Its really hard to piece together whats happening when these things go down because I rarely have time to read a 20 page thread let alone a 100 or so page one.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I mentioned how much they can make from #easymoney so it bears mentioning here:

Jace is growing weed in Eli's cabin and using a part of the proceeds to fund Eli's operation. As far as his parents know, he's kicking it with some distant relative that Jace won't disclose for obvious reasons. Despite this, Eli's parents are paying rent + utilities for Eli's cabin. Growing weed is extremely costly as far as power usage goes for the lights... it cost my friend $500+ a month to grow his six plants. That's why high quality indoor weed is more expensive than lower quality outdoor weed. Assuming they're doing it competently with adequate lighting, each plant is yielding 2-6 ounces per plant depending on the strain. It takes 3-4 months to grow, harvest, and cure a crop. While Massachusetts IS a medicinal marijuana state, from what I've heard they don't have dispensaries like many other medicinal states which means the street value of marijuana is higher than other medical states because there's less competition. Growers don't hang out in the McDonalds parking lot slinging dimebags, they sell their weed bulk to people that do that. I'm guessing Jace knows some juggalos in other towns that he sells/fronts to for approximately $250 an ounce if they're buying it by the quarter-pound ($1,000 each).

Easy math for easy money
12 plants - 24-72 ounces
$250 an ounce = $6,000-$18,000 a harvest
Harvest 3.5 times a year
$21,000-$63,000 yearly income + $12,000 from his tugboat.

Most growers have to deduct expenses from this due to paying rent + utilities but DD mentioned Eli's parents are footing the bill on Eli's cabin. Aside from $1,000 or so to buy equipment, this is pure profit. Easy money indeed.

 

[NegaCWC]

I don't really follow Jace, but I had to see thing for myself since I'm an Israeli. This is whole thing is hilarious, especially how he mistakes Jewish people and items associated with Jewish culture as Muslim related. This is the inversion of the Borat movie, as this time it's the American who's totally clueless about the country he's in.