a call to the doctor -

[angelicbitch]

-Amber calls the doctor and makes an appointment.
-"Are you recording me?" Amber asks, even though she previously acknowledged that she was being recorded
-Makes the appointment in the afternoon because that's when our GORL starts her day.
-Slop'o'Chili day
-Amber gets a drink that's nearly 400 calories.
-Amber buys prepackaged snacks instead of doing it herself
-Becky and Amber like thin chili AKA soup.
-Amber is skeptical of Becky's health advice, but expects Becky to take hers
-Says the chili "got thicker" - it looks the same.
-Becky and Amber watch D&D's YouNow
-Becky is shocked that the school's are closing down because of the flu epidemic.
-"I don't get sick" Amber says
-"We're back at Wally World" Amber says
-Amber touches all the things with her grimy, sick, beetus hands
-Amber makes a "nutting" joke. Ha. Ha.
-Amber's loving all the plushies... probably reminiscing to how Destiny didn't get her that huge bear.
-Can't find a photo album... You think they'd go to the same place Becky got hers.
-Feb 22nd is Rarity's appointment.
-Reads herself asspat comments because the haydurs are getting to her health.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

It's amazing what we can do with modern technology, that doctor just diagnosed Amber with type-13 diabetes over the phone!

 

[Wilford Brimley]

GET HEALTH INSURANCE. And she's only "nervous" because she knows she's going to get diagnosed with diabetes and she's going to have to figure out how to lie about it.

 

[spookyjimmy]

wot a stupid whiny stinky fatass..

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

GET HEALTH INSURANCE. And she's only "nervous" because she knows she's going to get diagnosed with diabetes and she's going to have to figure out how to lie about it.

She won't get on Medicaid now.
I believe Kentucky is one of the states making people do some kind of work or volunteer hours each month in exchange for their benefits.

I'll be surprised if she actually goes to this appointment or if she does, she sure as hell won't do a follow-up visit.


And who the fuck adds mushrooms and zucchini to chili!?

 

[Shallow_Hal]

How does she not feel dumb af buying 6 bags of basically, candy. Yet she refers to them as “healthy”, . The sad part is she doesn’t understand , she’s just literally that delusional about her “drug” aka junk food. Also, you can tell Becky is completely over it when AL tells her she’s “just going to take the mucus pills later” because we know she’s going to turn right around and bitch non stop to Becky about how she can’t breathe. Lol.

 

[John McAfee]

She won't get on Medicaid now.
I believe Kentucky is one of the states making people do some kind of work or volunteer hours each month in exchange for their benefits.

I'll be surprised if she actually goes to this appointment or if she does, she sure as hell won't do a follow-up visit.


And who the fuck adds mushrooms and zucchini to chili!?

I wanna see our gorl post selfies with a reflective vest and a trash bag on the side of the interstate.

 

[497]

That's our gorl. Go to Walmart and touch every single one of those stuffed animals when sick so the people get a little extra present. That's why the school closed, everyone got Amber's cold/flu because she doesn't wash her hands and touched everything in all of the stores and restaurants.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

People in her comment section are defending her lack of insurance, saying it's too expensive and nobody can afford it. Some people genuinely can't afford insurance, but Amber has been hemorrhaging money all month. She's wasted enough money so far to buy top tier insurance and pay for copays to see a doctor and have blood work done. She has no excuse for being so irresponsible and doesn't get to whine that it's too expensive.

 

[Rotogravure]

"About to call a doctor type deal"

1:00 - AL gives up, because "there are no options" and "she has to be calling for an ACTUAL doctor" it doesn't even look like she tried to hit 0 to force the system to the receptionist.

1:16 - AL sounds shocked! "ARE YOU FILMING ME?!" She finds "out a name of a doctor just now" but says she can't find the number of the doctor she found -- so this literally must be the worst advertised doctor ever. Becky asks why she doesn't just pick one from the place she called, tells her to just listen for the name -- so this even makes it sound like she found a doctor at the place she JUST called (which means she has the number).. I'm so confused what...

2:00 - Eric knocks, peeks in. Our girl "finally" hears the doctor's name. "My stomach hurts and my wrist..." (she trails off, I guess her wrist hurts?) Is annoyed she's the first caller in queue but has to wait. Girl, that's what queue means.

2:28 - We make contact. "Um my name is Amber... and I don't have like insurance or anything. But I've been really wanting to see a doctor, I haven't seen one in like probably over EIGHT years." Smartly, they've edited the doctor's name out here. Whatever quote they give her is a lot cheaper than she thought.

2:51 - *** STATES SHE WANTS TO GET CHECKED FOR DIABETES ***

3:09 - Asks if there is anything open on the 26th. GIRL WHY SO FAR, WE KNOW YOU AIN'T DOING SHIT. Also states her name to the doctor as "Reid, Amber" And if there was any confusion ever on her birthday she gives it as 12-27-90.

3:39 - States "the deed is done" (Girl, we know it isn't until you actually film yourself there) and she's scared because she hasn't been to a doctor in nearly a decade.

3:56 - Stupid fucking chili recipe list. This is the same list we already saw Snapchatted -- where she misspells zucchini as zuchinni. I'm still confused why she needs water bottles. But I suppose its like purses with her. Boring fucking Walmart excursion follows.

4:35 - Becky helpfully shows us what they have in their cart. The water bottles end up being BOTTLED WATER. Which is very different from water bottles. First, I try not to judge recipes, but she's putting zucchini and mushrooms in chili which I find weird as fuck, but they buy CANNED MUSHROOMS. Got Lentil Bean snaps for snacks. A wild vanilla chai Bolthouse farms smoothie also appears along with some Belvita soft bakes (oat and chocolate) for breakfast, which I can't hate on since they're tasty. But probably not THE BEST for you. Becky states all they have left to get is dayquil and they're done.

5:25 - Cut immediately to sick AL holding four packs of chocolates. "At the last minute I decided to try... to get a few of these small... these are like prepacked just healthy little snacks some have like chickpeas, almonds, uh blueberries and stuff like that." she moves her hand and instead of holding FOUR like I thought it's at least SIX bags. Explains to us why she has eight individual packs, you see because she's never tried them.

6:03 - Video of her cookun'. Has the turkey, mushrooms and zucchini going and it doesn't look like she's drained the turkey at all so its all mixed in there. "When me and Becky make our chili we LIKE it to be kinda soupy" Ok Jan. States it will thicken because it has to cook for about 30 minutes, and I just die a little because I cook my chili for over 4.

6:47 - Shows off her Dayquil and Nyquil, which are Equate brand. Becky told her Equate is "even better". Pretty sure they are the same but you're paying for name recognition versus not. But ok. Whatever makes you happy girl. Girl struggles to open. Becky comes in, and AL tells her she is about to take the dayquil. Becky says "YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE BOTH I LOOKED IT UP" I pause here briefly wondering wtf. Anyway. Unpause. AL downs the dayquil and then says she'll take the mucinex in a little bit, so that's what they meant for both.

7:51 - "There we go" we see the chili-slop. Apparently this is finished as "we can tell" (I can't). AL gets out a HUGE fucking bowl makes a mess and wants reassurance we all do. "Let's be honest, I'm going to do another scoop"

8:38 - We watch AL watching Destiny and Dana's YouNow. Fucking riveting.

9:07 - Becky tells us SOMETHING TOTALLY WEIRD she just seen on facebook. SCHOOL IS CANCELED there. But not because of the weather, because people are sick. Becky looks confused. Well, it is odd, but Becky, like 10 kids have died from the flu. I don't know if either she or AL know that. Becky says Ricky had it, and Eric kinda, and AL kinda but Becky only has a little bit of a cough.

9:55 - AL reminds us that (as everyone knows) she's been sick like 4 times in the last 2 months and SHE DOESN'T GET SICK. AL has never heard of this happening except when Swine Flu was happening and all that. can't recall the flu thing before that, but knows Ebola came after that. But no one around there made a big deal about it (ebola).

11:00 - In a move that shocks no one, they are back at Walmart. "Because there is something we have to pick up that we forgot about earlier." AL begins to manhandle Valentine's Day stuff. AL helpfully tells us Easter candy and Valentine's candy USUALLY taste disgusting. Sure, Jan. Becky finds a stuffed squirrel that she thinks looks like John Candy. I don't see it.

11:53 - They are here, trying to find a PHOTO ALBUM. Can't find them in the aisle with picture frames.

12:08 - And we suddenly cut back to home, and apparently the COMMENT OF THE DAY. It is "When is your cats appointment to get spayed?" from MissKitty. AL tells us Feb 22nd. And I guess because that wasn't asspattery enough we get another comment from Jocelyn Thomas! "Thank you for making videos watching them is the highlight of my day. Love you girl" And ANOTHER! Mandashley says "You and becky are actualllyyy the cutest. I look forward to your vlogs so much." LAST ONE, AL SAYS! From kristins life "Good first step going to the gym thats awesome !!"

12:47 - AL says she KNOWS she did more than one comment. But she's been getting a lot of negative ones LATELY (really lately?) so she went and got some really nice ones to spread more positivity!

 

[C3PBRO]

What is this, last week? Why am I watching this bitch slap together the exact same bullshit-ass chili, complete with recipe and cooking commentary?

 

[Torque Smackey]

Adding a single zucchini and a can of gross rubbery mushrooms makes it healthy, duh.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

She keeps wiping her snot on her hands and then wipes her hands on her bed sheets. Even most toddlers know to reach for a tissue.

 

[Rotogravure]

She keeps wiping her snot on her hands and then wipes her hands on her bed sheets. Even most toddlers know to reach for a tissue.

I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE KEEPS GETTING SICK THOUGH.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE KEEPS GETTING SICK THOUGH.

But she never gets sick! That's totally why she's terrified of going to see a doctor.

 

[89elbees]

Still waiting on those 8 consecutive weigh ins in one video

 

[Botched Tit Job]

You know they don't do dishes on the regular when they need 8 billion cheap slotted spoons

 

[Papaya23]

I can't be the only one with a different opinion on how chili should look.

Also, 7:25 "ooh a butt grab" when Becky is halfway across the room. Guess size has its perks.

 

[EH 110]

AL helpfully tells us Easter candy and Valentine's candy USUALLY taste disgusting.

Easter candy is delightful.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

How does she not feel dumb af buying 6 bags of basically, candy. Yet she refers to them as “healthy”, . The sad part is she doesn’t understand , she’s just literally that delusional about her “drug” aka junk food. Also, you can tell Becky is completely over it when AL tells her she’s “just going to take the mucus pills later” because we know she’s going to turn right around and bitch non stop to Becky about how she can’t breathe. Lol.

The dumb cunt responded to a comment calling her out on the "healthy" chocolate covered blueberries by posting a link to an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate. She's so fucking ignorant.