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A Collaberative Kiwifarms timeline of 2016 - Every glorious/hilarious moment that we witnessed this year

Judge Holden

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As everybody here knows, 2016 has been......eventful. So many moments that set the farms aflame, from Nick bate's trial and imprisonment to the leaking of maradonia to Pepe the frog becoming the new Swastika to the ascension of our god-emperor Donald Trump.

And today we have seen Chris Chan, the manchild whose autistic sonic faggotry is the foundation of this forum's very existance, be openly mocked in the official sonic cartoon.

I propose that we together list every amusing and awesome and notable moment from 2016 as relates to lolcows/internet idiocy in general
 
Ginger Piglet

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May - Chris makes another sex tape and completely fails to learn from the JULAY incident of seven years earlier.

June - Vordrak successfully issues a lolsuit against "KiwiDynastia," puts a bounty on Dynastia's dox, and then completely fails to achieve anything with it other than spending his own money getting a paper judgement. In fact, Vordrak and his continued failure to take down the Farms and rally other cows into his Legion of Autistic Doom has led to some of my personal favourite moments, such as how he bragged about getting Nool banned from Google AdSense - a platform he doesn't even use.

July - Brexit vote. Much salt ensues.

August - Greta Gustava Martela ensures her thread's near-permanence on the front page by visiting Nool's house and threatening him with a knife. This turns out to be an even bigger footbullet than expected because it leads people to look into her and her "charity" and find it's a huge fuck-off scam.

August - Ghostbusters remake is shit and flops. Much salt ensues.

October - Maradonia Movie. FAILURE TO PREPARE IS PREPARATION FOR FAILURE!

November - Massive spergeout as Donald Trump is elected President. Media loses shit because they failed to realise that people were angry at an establishment which they don't see as representing them and he was the only fresh thing on the menu. Probably several Kiwis, myself included, kick self as they thought about putting a bet on but didn't want to risk losing their money.

November - Phil ends his stint of "houselessness" and spends his days fapping over bicycles, e-begging, and going on Kiwi Patrol.

EDIT: This is a good idea and we need to put together a "Year in Review" video of some sort.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
May - Chris makes another sex tape and completely fails to learn from the JULAY incident of seven years earlier.

June - Vordrak successfully issues a lolsuit against "KiwiDynastia," puts a bounty on Dynastia's dox, and then completely fails to achieve anything with it other than spending his own money getting a paper judgement. In fact, Vordrak and his continued failure to take down the Farms and rally other cows into his Legion of Autistic Doom has led to some of my personal favourite moments, such as how he bragged about getting Nool banned from Google AdSense - a platform he doesn't even use.

July - Brexit vote. Much salt ensues.

August - Greta Gustava Martela ensures her thread's near-permanence on the front page by visiting Nool's house and threatening him with a knife. This turns out to be an even bigger footbullet than expected because it leads people to look into her and her "charity" and find it's a huge fuck-off scam.

August - Ghostbusters remake is shit and flops. Much salt ensues.

October - Maradonia Movie. FAILURE TO PREPARE IS PREPARATION FOR FAILURE!

November - Massive spergeout as Donald Trump is elected President. Media loses shit because they failed to realise that people were angry at an establishment which they don't see as representing them and he was the only fresh thing on the menu. Probably several Kiwis, myself included, kick self as they thought about putting a bet on but didn't want to risk losing their money.

November - Phil ends his stint of "houselessness" and spends his days fapping over bicycles, e-begging, and going on Kiwi Patrol.

EDIT: This is a good idea and we need to put together a "Year in Review" video of some sort.
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I don't know the months they happened but:

  • DSP getting caught in orgasm on stream cam during a hot-mic moment.
  • Ckmongler cybers with Phil in an attempt to convince him into getting on a bus and stranded in LA. Ck blows his load early and tells the farms of his :epik: plan :epik: Is laughed off the site, banned and laughed at by even Phil. Afterwards Ck proceeds to give Null over $200 in supporters money with sock accounts.
  • Ckmongler convinces Null to unban EVERYONE (well almost everyone), and the mongler manages to get himself re-banned after about two weeks.
  • Nick Bates is sent to prison for being a sub-human pedo and will probably die there.
  • A very troubled transexual by the name of Elizabeth Waite/John Waite Jr. kills themselves after the aforementioned Trans Life Line refuses to take their call. Greta refuses to take responsibility and instead sides with Phil Delici in pushing a conspiracy that kiwi farms was responsible despite the site not even knowing about Waite until after death. Waite's wife joins kiwi farms to investigate and discovers what a scam Trans Life Line is. Greta and Phil attempt to then blame the wife for Waite's death and Greta uses Liz's suicide in an attempt to profit off of it all. More scummy and shady shit is uncovered about Trans Life Line in the process.
  • Cubs win the world series for the first time in forever.
  • Army wins against the navy for the first time in forever.
 
RIP_SANITY

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DSP's orgasm was on May.
Also while not as infamous, him ragequitting Persona 3, a PAID playthrough by his fans, got mocked a lot, even by the developers (or publishers?) themselves, Atlus USA. "The charm salt is real" as they well said.

As for CWC, Unclit 2.0, his Trump salt, and that picture regarding Cole and Carnegie Hall are all worth pointing out. IIRC, the "Specimen" video (AKA CWC conserving semen in a freezer) was leaked this year, does that count?

Brianna Wu: Revolution 60 on PC. Nuff said. (LOL, you can access the console and beat the game in 5 seconds)

Anything regarding Julie Terryberry.
 
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june - turkey coup debacle, alot of previous shitstirring is thrown between users as a nation is lining on a total collapse
 
captn_kettle

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July - Samuel CUNTingwood Collingwood Smith sued someone under the moniker "KiwiDynastia", but hasn't received his 10 thousand shekels for an Amy Lee fleshlight yet.

Edit: balls, just realised you've already got that one
 
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captn_kettle

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July - Chris has an infected taint that he believes is the work of the white noise he has been listening to.

September - Arthur "it ends tonight" Chu gets his ass dumped and the marriage dissolved
 
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Shmorky's very messy break up and its fall out happened in something like September, if I remember correctly. There was much milk there. I want to say that John Flynn's old Election Eve comic was unearthed at the same time. Trigglypuff's human slimer routine occurred this year as well as the Boonbuster's meltdown which got Milo banned on Twitter. Also the Ralph Retort guy's arrest! Not to mention Pizzagate and the Ashley Madison leaks (or was that one last year?)

Robo-Rubio, Jeb Bush honking tapes, Trump mocking a cripple, Hillary being dumped into that van at ground zero, serial killer Ted Cruz and the "Grab Them by the Pussy" tape were all great political salt mines.
 
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