A commercial that has been burned into your memory -

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Growing up in the early 80's, I used to see ads for this brand of panty hose that left quite an impression on me...

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On the subject of dog food/treats, here's an 80s commercial for Smorgasburger that was hard to forget back then (and to this day).

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Anyone else remember the 'ultimate love songs collection' commercial that aired on Cartoon Network in the early 2000s ?
I may vaguely remember this, but I can't be sure.

However, I do certainly remember this commercial:

The longer, two-minute version (sorry for the horrible video ratio)
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This man sold more records than Elvis and the Beatles.

Really, that's what this commercial said.

He actually did sell a lot apparently but I think they were doing some funky math here.
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